geordieshandy 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 You've got a lot of anger there Brock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Jade Goodey tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 John Grisham.The Channel 4 news readers. Danny Dyer. Vince Vaughn. Peter Jackson. Joaquin Phoenix (talentless cunt. You know a movie is shit when he's in it. There has been NO exception to this fact.) Ben Elton. Noel Edmonds. Mateja Kezman. All R&B "artists". Especially that Chirs Brown. Jo Whiley (Your music is SHIT. YOU are shit. Get off the radio.) Chris Moyles (I enjoy his show but he needs to learn when a joke isn't funny when repeated incessantly.) God (I hate the c**t.) Matus Petricko (HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU SIGN FOR NOTTINGHAM???) Mike Ellis (See above) The Hamiltons. John Prescott. Whoever devised AS levels. Jo Brand. Graham Norton (You're wasted on the Beeb. ) Sum 41 (4 years and still no fucking new album?) Any bands that get played on Radio 1 nowadays. They're all shit and deserve a beating. Renne Zelwegger. The ladies from Sex and the City. Paris Hilton. Leigh Whannel. Anne Robinson. Russel Brand. Davina McCall. All BB contestants with the exception of Brian Dowling and Ahmed. The black woman who presents Sunday Surgery on Radio 1. Not racist, but I can't tolerate her constant use of phrases such as: "Hit us up on the text" and "Big up to yourself" That's it for now. 149530[/snapback] Gladiator? Walk The Line? You really are a fucking retard Brock. 149581[/snapback] Gladiator is the exception. A.I., Village, Ruskies, Signs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 John Grisham.The Channel 4 news readers. Danny Dyer. Vince Vaughn. Peter Jackson. Joaquin Phoenix (talentless cunt. You know a movie is shit when he's in it. There has been NO exception to this fact.) Ben Elton. Noel Edmonds. Mateja Kezman. All R&B "artists". Especially that Chirs Brown. Jo Whiley (Your music is SHIT. YOU are shit. Get off the radio.) Chris Moyles (I enjoy his show but he needs to learn when a joke isn't funny when repeated incessantly.) God (I hate the c**t.) Matus Petricko (HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU SIGN FOR NOTTINGHAM???) Mike Ellis (See above) The Hamiltons. John Prescott. Whoever devised AS levels. Jo Brand. Graham Norton (You're wasted on the Beeb. ) Sum 41 (4 years and still no fucking new album?) Any bands that get played on Radio 1 nowadays. They're all shit and deserve a beating. Renne Zelwegger. The ladies from Sex and the City. Paris Hilton. Leigh Whannel. Anne Robinson. Russel Brand. Davina McCall. All BB contestants with the exception of Brian Dowling and Ahmed. The black woman who presents Sunday Surgery on Radio 1. Not racist, but I can't tolerate her constant use of phrases such as: "Hit us up on the text" and "Big up to yourself" That's it for now. 149530[/snapback] Gladiator? Walk The Line? You really are a fucking retard Brock. 149581[/snapback] Gladiator is the exception. A.I., Village, Ruskies, Signs. 149625[/snapback] He was brilliant in Space Camp ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5935 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 for me calum best, fran cosgrove, paul danan and all those other gay cunts who spend longer getting ready than the slags they take home every weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17815 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 But I wouldn't stop at punching him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2254 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Russel Brand is a bit of a ledge in my books for the fact he does all of the above yet fucks Kate Moss! Oh, and Vernon Kay 149375[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 think we've done this before but here goes, my punch list Jade goody Micheal Barrymore Any BB Contestant Fake tanned guy who does antique program Paul Daniels and wife James Allen (F1) Tiff Needell All the quizmania/mint mansion presenters (i'd nuke em all) Guy who presents weekend west country match, cant think of his name, but i detest his smarmy face and unfunny jokes Frank Skinner Anthea Turner Victoria Beckham Motty Lawro Wogan (cept i admit he is funny during eurovision) Back with more later!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Joaquin Phoenix (talentless cunt. You know a movie is shit when he's in it. There has been NO exception to this fact.) 149530[/snapback] Gladiator? Walk The Line? You really are a fucking retard Brock. 149581[/snapback] Gladiator is the exception. A.I., Village, Ruskies, Signs. 149625[/snapback] A u-turn of Leazes-esque proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Joaquin Phoenix (talentless cunt. You know a movie is shit when he's in it. There has been NO exception to this fact.) 149530[/snapback] Gladiator? Walk The Line? You really are a fucking retard Brock. 149581[/snapback] Gladiator is the exception. A.I., Village, Ruskies, Signs. 149625[/snapback] A u-turn of Leazes-esque proportions. 149700[/snapback] Not really, I just hadn't realise he was in Gladiator is all. A.I. is without a doubt the worst film I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Gladiator? Walk The Line? You really are a fucking retard Brock. 149581[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Joaquin Phoenix (talentless cunt. You know a movie is shit when he's in it. There has been NO exception to this fact.) 149530[/snapback] Gladiator? Walk The Line? You really are a fucking retard Brock. 149581[/snapback] Gladiator is the exception. A.I., Village, Ruskies, Signs. 149625[/snapback] A u-turn of Leazes-esque proportions. 149700[/snapback] Not really, I just hadn't realise he was in Gladiator is all. A.I. is without a doubt the worst film I've ever seen. 149711[/snapback] He's not even in A.I. you bellend. Appropriately, he is in a film called U-Turn though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 234 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I rather liked Quills, although it's been some time since i saw it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Joaquin Phoenix (talentless cunt. You know a movie is shit when he's in it. There has been NO exception to this fact.) 149530[/snapback] Gladiator? Walk The Line? You really are a fucking retard Brock. 149581[/snapback] Gladiator is the exception. A.I., Village, Ruskies, Signs. 149625[/snapback] A u-turn of Leazes-esque proportions. 149700[/snapback] Not really, I just hadn't realise he was in Gladiator is all. A.I. is without a doubt the worst film I've ever seen. 149711[/snapback] He's not even in A.I. you bellend. Appropriately, he is in a film called U-Turn though. 149734[/snapback] That the one J-Lo gets banged in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Dunno, I've never seen it. I bet Phoenix is really good in it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I was looking at this thread thinking "Phoenix isn't even in AI" :( :D Every single commentator on British TV coverage of the WC are hopeless and deserve a bum-raping tbh I say TV because that doesn't include Martin Jol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I'll add another to my list: Jude Law. They both look the same ferchrissake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 eh? Jude Law looks fuck all like Joaquin Phoenix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 eh? Jude Law looks fuck all like Joaquin Phoenix 149794[/snapback] He does in A.I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 See Brock, we were right. It does make you go blind! You can't say we didn't warn you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 im adding Jim Rosential to my previous list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 im adding Jim Rosential to my previous list 149831[/snapback] I'll see your Jim Rosenthal and raise you Jeremy Kylle (or however you spell it) daytime "im an expert on anything from alcoholism to buggering rabbits" chat show host. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 im adding Jim Rosential to my previous list 149831[/snapback] I go to school with his son. His lass is a right munter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Angela Lansbury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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