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Why is it that Newcastle United are the most unluckiest, worst run, worst attitude

 

and worst everything else i have ever seen at the moment?! i remember the days

 

when we used to be good but there is nothing positve i can draw from our

 

situation at the moment. I am usually up beat about the seasons ahead but all i

 

see is fat f****rs wallet getting heavier and our club finishing further and further

 

down the league!

 

Emre and parker don't know what they have let themselves in for! i just wish

 

something, ANYTHING good will happen. I can't stand the fact that we have that

 

lanky peice of shit up front who thinks he is good enough to get in the england

 

squad its an absolute outrage what FAT F****R FREDDIE has done to our once

 

great club!

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It's not God's fault, it's Gemmill's.

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Same thing.

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Yeah, I tend to say "Oh God" when I see you actually ;)

 

I knew you two were shagging.

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I'd tell you to speak to my lawyer, but the only lawyer I know is Sammy.... :wink2:

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It's not God's fault, it's Gemmill's.

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Same thing.

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Yeah, I tend to say "Oh God" when I see you actually ;)

 

I knew you two were shagging.

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I'd tell you to speak to my lawyer, but the only lawyer I know is Sammy.... :wink2:

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Then your just legally shagged.

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Why is it that Newcastle United are the most unluckiest, worst run, worst attitude

 

and worst everything else i have ever seen at the moment?!

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I have asked many many many times WTF God has against nufc too. I have thought "Is it a witches curse ? Have we broken several hundred mirrors ? How many sodding ladders have we all collectively walked under ? Why has every club of a similar size won a trophy or two in a similar time scale while we win nowt (Makems excepted - although even they won the FA Cup in '73) ? We should, by the law of averages have been at least PARTIALLY successful. But everything goes pear shaped t the wrong tiome - ALWAYS. Man U in that horrible season where every sodding thing went for them and not a damn thing went for us. That stands out as the perfect example of how God seems to hate Newcastle..... ;)

 

Do you think mass prayer might be the answer?

 

Worth a try anyway?  :wink2:

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Or maybe a Basil Fawlty-esque ranting and shaking a fist at the sky ? ;)

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i dont think this is the answer.....

 

BUT i cringe every time i hear shearer refered to as `GOD`.

 

 

If you want to split theological hairs.....then this is breaking the 1st commandment

 

(have no other gods before me)

 

 

So in simplistic terms the club one day will be wiped out, as fire and brimstone rains down from heaven!

 

on another level ...the cancerous evil that inhibits the board room, probably also brings bad karma onto the club!.

 

Here endeth the lesson )

 

 

actually its far more likely that God isnt interested in football at all., tho that depends if you think there is a divide between secular and spiritual. Guess this starts to get into theology and scarey!! /scream

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