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They're just inexcusable cunts aren't they? It's in their DNA.

Quite the take.

Did they manage to get a glove small enough to fit on his tiny hand this time though?

I'll be blending and mixing wine. It'll be right up my Straße.

Been following the trial closely, currently the summing up, prosecution has the defence on toast, he's guilty as fuck. BUT this is America where OJ walked free so nothing is certain.

Counts don't stsrt until 10pm so results after midnight and into the morning

What time do the results normally start coming in at? I’d like to pull an all nighter but fear I’ll be way too drunk before the real action begins.

Looks like Abbott has been given the Labour whip back. An hour ago the Times was reporting an exclusive that she had been banned from running. So someone is talking shite.

Looking more and more like it every day. I thought Ratcliffe’s remit only extended to football operations?

Do you want me to come round yours?

Exact same. Had the holiday request in within half an hour of dickhead announcing the date.

Nice one. Glad you got it sorted quicker this time. Try not to nut the gaffer on the first day this time. 👍

Tell them all they have to come back to the office then this. Shady as fuck tactics from Ratcliffe. What a fucking cunt. Hope Ashworth likes it there.

Seems like an outlier anyway tbh. It’s been Labour in the low 40%s and the Tories in the low 20%s for ages now. I think people have made their minds up in a lot of cases too. It would take something remarkable to even see Labour ‘only’ get a majority like the ‘landslide’ one Johnson got

I've taken the next day as leave. Having a full on overnight party on the sofa with blankets, fizzy pop and Ben&Jerrys. Not even joking

It's the JL Partners one that's just come out that is "good news" for Tories. Labour lead down from 15 to 12, but JLP say this would still mean a "categorical" Labour victory, which doesn't sound like good news for Tories?

Conservatives plan of being down with the kids working well then. They've even lost the pensioners.

I mean, GB news might be worth it for the lols. BUt aye, Kuensberg unravelling will also be fun. Mostly it doesn't matter. The look on the conservatives faces after they Portillo one after the other will be glorious.

Naah, this was the one that was rumoured to be the good news. Labour polling literally twice as high. Nice.

well on the one hand it strikes me that Eddie is more of a mouse than klopp, but then Klopp is more of a rat than Eddie. So its even stevens

I'll be off the next day so even though I'll have been up very early on Thursday I'll be stopping up to watch a lot of it. Looking forward to seeing memes of Laura and fave party members faces the next day.

Would your kitten prefer to have a pint with Eddie Howe or with Klopp ??

That’s sounds much better Tbf