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  2. Absolutely. Isak isn't the answer to Arsenal, they're too safe and pedestrian in the final third. He'd get nothing from them.
  3. On the subject of toilet habits, I found public toilets a bit of a minefield. If I’m in a nice clean establishment I’m very happy to wash and dry my hands and then use my little finger to hook on some out of the way part of the door handle that I hope nobody else has ever touched. Particularly the dirty bastards who don’t wash their hands. However, I then find myself in disgusting cesspits like Morrisons Seaburn (trainspotting’ish) and in no way am I prepared to touch anything at all other than my usual little finger exit method. In these situations I am happy enough in my own bodily cleanliness, and yes, I am that dirty bastard. And those of you btw who do wash your hands and don’t use your little finger are simply getting a handful of dick sweat, every time.
  4. Pape, done Smart money is on Seamus O’Lopez, archbishop of Lima; half Irish, half alpaca 🦙
  5. They’d be better off going for some massive fucker who can get on the end of Thomas Partey’s long throws. Last night was like watching Stoke City.
  6. pretty much played football around the clock until i was about 13 then got into weed, music and lasses and it all changed. spent most Saturdays hanging out at volume records at the galleries, buying tickets for gigs before going to town to hang out on what was then known as the hippy green, drinking cider, punctuated by the occasional trip to warner brothers cinema or metroland. later on, we just used to wander around the second hand clothes shops - flip was a personal favourite. not sure if it's even still going tbh.
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  8. It's not all pedophilia. There'll be few of these to get the party going.
  9. Gemini AI's depiction of a Japanese fellas reaction to this thread btw:
  10. maybe that's why Arteta thinks Arsenal were the best in Europe this year. he may be placing less emphasis on goals scored and more on the amount of curtseys he does?
  11. There'll need to be £120m+ that's open to a move north.
  12. The cunts just can't help themselves can they? Apparently a 'well reliable source' has said Isak is open to a move to London. Fuck off.
  13. I am taking 3 weeks off before starting my new job so the brass will help. Considering for this week I've done fuck all and it will probably the same next week as they don't know their arse from their elbow.
  14. Passing around ground up viagra in 24ct gold bowls and underage boys - exactly like a diddy party
  15. I worked* a few days I was owed on my a/l and certainly appreciated the extra cash the next month. * Didn't work.
  16. Allow to me help you out here. You were an awkward as fuck dweeb.
  17. Last visited April 2024. Hope he's alright.
  18. I reckon it's a huge neddy orgy with nun sluts and buckfast. Explains why they're in there so long.
  19. You’re in a perpetual pissed off state so have probably never encountered this mood change
  20. Wouldn’t dare encroach on bookmark Bobby I was searching for the thread with Random in the title and that popped up.
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