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Haven’t you got new colleagues to impress? Get back to work, slacker

these cunts not signed any fucker worth mentioning yet?

Probably right but well deserved for those stains on the kegs of humanity.

Theres an member of the fan advisory board who specifically represents the interests of overseas fans. Get hold of her. There's a Japanese lad who got tickets last season and some silly old twat from Texas who makes a show of himself when he turns up which is regularly. Am thinking the likes of these must get help. You might also get told to just to enter the ballot... https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/fans/fan-advisory-board https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/tickets/membership/faqs What about International Members? International members (outside the UK) can access the ballot and member general sale. Those international fans that need to plan travel well in advance will have a short period to register their interest in attending games at St. James’ Park this season. Further communication will be emailed to international members in due course.

Their's was slight more ridiculous IMO

Wishful thinking I'm afraid.

Aye but we got the same as the scouse cunts for our bluey/grey away strip. Both were awful.

Would my born in west end, grew up in Kenton credentials apply?

Yeah was thinking that hospitality tickets might be the only option, and that might be long shot. Haven't even confirmed dates yet so might try to look at that option once we do. Ta

Are you registered as an international member? Judging by certain social media types if you sign up it's easier to get tickets if you live in Wagga Wagga than if you live in Walker..

Well you'll need to fork out £37 each for a membership before you even get a sniff of a ticket and then it's the luck of the draw. Obviously if it's a match against a less attractive side then you've got a better chance but the odds still aren't great. If you miss out in the ballot then you still have a chance in the general sale if you draw a low number in the queue but I wouldn't bank on it. If you're dead set on going to a game then your best bet would be to fork out on some hospitality tickets. The Barracks is your cheapest option but will obviously be the first to sell out, I think they're around £200+VAT.

Sometime lurker, first time poster here. Probably a daft question but what are chances of managing to get tickets for game near Xmas? We're planning a trip back home from Oz and would love to take my lad to game (managed to make sure he supported us even though he can barley remember Newcastle as we moved when he was 2). Total longshot? Failing that he might have to make do with a stadium tour or dragging him to the Stack on game day? Heard that's it nigh on impossible to get matchday tickets these days?

I see Leavitt decided to go after the BBC over coverage of reports that Israeli forces had killed Palestinians near an aid distribution centre in Gaza. Stupid bint should really do her homework on the news agencies she attacks https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7v79l4170pt?post=asset%3Aa8a5f957-322a-4cd8-82e6-0c746c90bab5#post

Thick almost woolly thing IIRC. Not quite as bad as that one Liverpool had on their home shirt mind you the same season we got the grandad collar.

I think Musk is was time limited in what he could do. If he were to work for the government for more than six months then I think he had to go through some form of approval process which obviously wouldn’t be good for him given his drug use.

I didn't say it was perfect, but hopefully it'll stop the "Day 5 of the transfer window, and Newcastle United have signed nobody!"

Actually in all seriousness, perhaps we should actually be viewing this as a potential signing to trade on a make money rather than someone who is ever going to be involved in the team. I suspect as time goes on we will see more and more of those sorts of deals.

I can't wait to see him turn out for Brighton in August 2026.

It's confusing in a way because it sort of makes the case that Musk is at least consistent in his thinking, which I would usually say is a positive thing with respect of someone's character. But on the other hand it calls into question what he thought this was all for.. He's barely saved any money at all from a governmental point of view, it very much looks like he's left that half done with no tangible gains. That made sense when you looked at it as some sort of smokescreen for other things or part of a wider strategy of disruption, but looking at it now it seems like he was a true believer in that process and then just got bored with it and left without finishing. Which somewhat limits, I would have thought, his ability to be critical about anything at all.

It also works better without the hideous collar of the original. Adidas really had a nightmare few years with collars in the 90's.

Fantastic, we make a signing and immediately confirm he will play no part in the team next season.

I think it works better with the Sela logo. The offset Brown Ale logo on the original design looked ridiculous.