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I'm sure they sit. There could be turds all over their bathroom otherwise.

I considered the sniff test, but I thought it would be too easy to misjudge and be left with shit on your nose. And how does a blind person know when they've finished washing shit off their nose?

Tbf the whole joke of the series was that the jokes and behaviours were dated back then, so it’s probably fine

Deaf as a post man, shirley

Surely the important question is whether they stand or squat?

I won’t go in to detail, but it was a blind lad that invented the first Scratch and Sniff cards.

I'd forgotten about it until my deaf postman rang the Ring doorbell when I was out with the dog at lunchtime.

I was medicated last night and found myself wondering how blind people know when they've finished wiping their arse. I nearly posed the question on here but fortunately realised it was absolutely rank stoner patter. I'll be on Joe Rogan's podcast before the year's out.

Ok Stoner.

He was returning to Liverpool ahead of pre-season training beginning on Monday. Doctors had advised him against flying as he'd had minor surgery so was driving from Porto to Santander to catch the ferry. He'd done the journey in the opposite direction to attend his wedding. Awful.

Well....her and Toonpack.

I’ll just add that the real reason the uk housing market is fucked is thanks to Margaret Thatcher, who was from Generation Cunt.

You’ve got a cheek, mind Fish.

Imagine how much of them would been to be edited out to satisfy the woke generation.

Rumours going round that he was tyred of life.

I wonder how badly dated the Austin Powers movies are now btw.

ok boomer

Lads, I feel like we're a bunch of feral charvers laying into TP curled up in the foetal position on the ground. Its not his fault he's from a generation of cunts. And more to the point, if we were born into that generation we'd be cunts too. Whisper it quietly but if you were born in Sunderland you'd be a mackem. Peace and love everyone.

Average UK house price was £19,273 in 1980. It had more than trebled to £58,250 by 1990. The largest five year increase in house prices in the last 45 years was 109%, which took place from 1985 to 1990. A frankly unbelievably fortunate time to already be a homeowner. And that percentage growth from 1980 to today is over 1,300%. Those boomer homeowners trudging through the 80s had it TOUGH.