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  1. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 294.1k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon

    Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.5k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. French fancy dan, ref bribing poodles v Eddies plan A walking wounded. Wednesday 28th Jan. 8pm KO. At that there France. (details added by friendly mod since OP is spacka daft)

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 56 replies
    • 611 views
    Craig
    Craig

  4. a ticket thread....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 2.7k replies
    • 173.2k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  5. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 3.4k replies
    • 104.3k views
    Tom
    Tom

  6. Transfers, 2024-25 season

    trophyshy,
    • 26.8k replies
    • 1.5m views
    Tom
    Tom

  7. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Sonatine,
    • 18.8k replies
    • 1.1m views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  8. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.4k replies
    • 106.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  9. ross wilson...

    thebrokendoll,
    • 33 replies
    • 702 views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  10. Donald Trump and FIFA bring you the World Cup 2026

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 73 replies
    • 1.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  11. Newcastle United vs Aston Villa, Sunday 25th January 2026, 2pm, SJP

    Dazzler,
    • 601 replies
    • 4.8k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  12. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 9.4k replies
    • 566.3k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  13. 24/25 Stats

    The Fish,
    • 252 replies
    • 16.6k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  14. Joelinton

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.3k replies
    • 117.9k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  15. New Strips?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 3.2k replies
    • 299.9k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  16. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 134 replies
    • 3.8k views
    OTF
    OTF

  17. mackem messageboard gold

    Gene_Clark,
    • 34.5k replies
    • 2.6m views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  18. Harvey Barnes

    aimaad22,
    • 193 replies
    • 12.5k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  19. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 351 replies
    • 31.5k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  20. Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley)

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 290 replies
    • 23.8k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  21. Newcastle United vs PSV, Wednesday 21st January 2026, 8pm, SJP

    Dazzler,
    • 449 replies
    • 4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  22. United to unveil Sir Bobby Statue

    Mr Gittes,
    • 95 replies
    • 8.1k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  23. The Kieran.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 437 replies
    • 32.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  24. Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Newcastle United, Sunday 18th Jan 2026, 2pm, their place innit

    Dazzler,
    • 347 replies
    • 3.5k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  25. Fabian Schar

    wykikitoon,
    • 140 replies
    • 10.8k views
    OTF
    OTF

  26. Eddie Howe

    Tom,
    • 2.4k replies
    • 117.9k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  27. The Alan Shearer Appreciation Thread

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 101 replies
    • 9k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  28. Eddie's exhausted entertainers v Pep's pricey primadonnas - Carabao Cup Semi-final first leg St. James' Park Tuesday 13th January Kick-off 8pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 514 replies
    • 4.2k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  29. Lewis Hall

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 58 replies
    • 4.9k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  30. Sven Botman

    wykikitoon,
    • 362 replies
    • 42.2k views
    NEBRO
    NEBRO

  31. Valentino Livramento

    wykikitoon,
    • 204 replies
    • 10.9k views
    Anorthernsoul
    Anorthernsoul

  32. Eddie's injury time comeback spirit of King Kev entertainers v Eddie's bogey team - FA Cup, Sat 10-Jan 3pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 491 replies
    • 4.6k views
    Craig
    Craig

  33. Woltemade

    AgentAxeman,
    • 656 replies
    • 45.6k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  34. Sandro Tonali

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.2k replies
    • 95.3k views
    OTF
    OTF

  35. Howe’s stick it to Lee “onslaught” Ryder and his loyal puntaz v Leeds. St. James' Park Wednesday 7th January Kick-off 8.15pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 742 replies
    • 6.4k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  36. Kevin Keegan

    Tooj,
    • 356 replies
    • 40k views
    Alex
    Alex

  37. Bruno Guimarães

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.7k replies
    • 108.1k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  38. Parker’s relegation certainties v Eddie’s midtable away defeat specialists. Tuesday 30th December Kick-off 7.30pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 635 replies
    • 5.7k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  39. Malick Thiaw

    PaddockLad,
    • 176 replies
    • 10.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  40. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 319 replies
    • 20k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

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