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Anyone catch this last night then? Or was everyone doing sensible things like celebrating?

Toe sucking won't be on the agenda then I take it. Other than perhaps in some sort of twisted ice lolly type of thing. Personally I prefer Calippos

Well have you, if so get on your bike and come and put the fucka up for me, then we can play darts and drink beer in the garage like real men. 120473[/snapback] If I play darts, which i have to say isn't very often these days, it will be in the comfort of a mens working club or a boozer, not some freezing garage where i can hardly throw my arrows due to having frostbite on hands and feet. Just ask her if you can go out! 120615[/snapback] What's having frost bite on your feet got to do with dart throwing technique. 120619[/snapback] Balance you pric, chop a couple of your toes off and try going for a walk, preferably off a short pier 120621[/snapback] Seeing as most darts players are as drunk as lords, I think balance is the least of your worries when it comes to being canny at the game. 120623[/snapback] When was the last time you seen a drunk pro darts player on the TV, living in the past tbh 120625[/snapback] Sorry, didn't realise you two were taking on Phil the Power and Barnie in a game of doubles.

Well have you, if so get on your bike and come and put the fucka up for me, then we can play darts and drink beer in the garage like real men. 120473[/snapback] If I play darts, which i have to say isn't very often these days, it will be in the comfort of a mens working club or a boozer, not some freezing garage where i can hardly throw my arrows due to having frostbite on hands and feet. Just ask her if you can go out! 120615[/snapback] What's having frost bite on your feet got to do with dart throwing technique. 120619[/snapback] Balance you pric, chop a couple of your toes off and try going for a walk, preferably off a short pier 120621[/snapback] Seeing as most darts players are as drunk as lords, I think balance is the least of your worries when it comes to being canny at the game.

Well have you, if so get on your bike and come and put the fucka up for me, then we can play darts and drink beer in the garage like real men. 120473[/snapback] If I play darts, which i have to say isn't very often these days, it will be in the comfort of a mens working club or a boozer, not some freezing garage where i can hardly throw my arrows due to having frostbite on hands and feet. Just ask her if you can go out! 120615[/snapback] What's having frost bite on your feet got to do with dart throwing technique.

Welcome to yesterday etc

Old Trafford Fire

There appears to be a fire at the Old Trafford. This is information off another borad, but got me a thinking. If this fire is canny bad then the mackem match there on Saturday may have to be postponed. Would this give us a chance to relegate them on Monday? If so, then which Manchester based mag do we have to thank for this opportunity?

Ahem.

Was up in Edinburgh at the weekend and I have to say most of the beer up there was better than ours. Had some terrifically random pints in the Guildford Arms, and the Kenilworth 119905[/snapback] Stuff from small breweries is usually the best like, I've even had nice American and Australian stuff before. Mass produced stuff is rubbish though. I don't know what the big breweries do to stuff here though. If you get 'proper' i.e. imported bottles of Stella it tastes a canny bit nicer than the UK stuff, even though the ingredients are meant to be the same. Also, K1664 is lovely in France and pretty bland over here. 119911[/snapback] Probably due to the versions over here being brewed under license by over big breweries and therefore some of the individuality is lost. It's amazing how very small changes in the process, such as differently sourced ingredients, can make canny substantial differences in the end product

Was up in Edinburgh at the weekend and I have to say most of the beer up there was better than ours. Had some terrifically random pints in the Guildford Arms, and the Kenilworth

Maybe when you're a bit older you'll realise that Bud is weak, tasteless pisswater. 119715[/snapback] The Czech bud silly. Which isn't beer-flavoured water unlike the yank one. 119889[/snapback] Ahh right, the one that no one apart from you calls Bud, you mean? 119897[/snapback] Budvar, perhaps. My mate just got back from the States and was completely aghast at the strength of the beer over there.

Tis the nitrogen. 119851[/snapback] Have you made that up? I'm clueless about stuff like that, so would be very easy to make a mug of. 119870[/snapback] Nah, it's true, I think. There's nitrogen in lots of ales too. Isn't a widget just a plug of pressurised nitrogen in the bottom of a can? 119879[/snapback] Here's how a widget works. Widget skills The barley used to make beers and lagers gets a lot of nitrogen to yield a better crop, with the barley used for beer generally getting a lot less nitogen. Nitrogen is also used to pressurise cans of smooth beer

Craig why have you got "Becks User" instead of Becks Drinker" It makes it sound like smack. What are you using it for, cleaning the toilet?

Tis the nitrogen.

He was very falling over. I feel I wasn't much beyond him to be honest, especially when I got out again later on. Looking back I'm still not sure quite what happened. I remember Peter Ramage being taller than he appears on the telly. 119431[/snapback] Was he at the piss up? 119432[/snapback] Turned up for my mates birthday in Beyond.

He was very falling over. I feel I wasn't much beyond him to be honest, especially when I got out again later on. Looking back I'm still not sure quite what happened. I remember Peter Ramage being taller than he appears on the telly.

Aye the fear is not healthy. Three nights on the pop nearly ensures this on monday evening, not being able to sleep despite being so tired, the light sweating, the paranoia. Roll on Easter weekend.

About 4.5%

Could be down to, as Rob says, that a pope decreed that the people eat more fish due to the Italian fishing industry being in decline. Or that fasting on Fridays and Wednesdays meant just eating as the poor would, seeing as you could catch a fish or eat veg without paying for it, but meat was a food of the rich.

Bejesus, that's some effort. Supposed to be picking wor lass up now, but she'll have wait on. Good luck fellas.

Well to be fair to Jenas he's not going to say "Sven keeps picking me no matter how bad I play or which team I play for, fuck knows why", is he? 116900[/snapback] I know why. Alledgedly.

It won't be irrelevant if they win it. Whatever the result at the weekend, it will be forgotten. If they win the UEFA however, it will be used as bragging rights for years if not decades to come. 116873[/snapback] And who's fault is that? The capitulation in Lisbon and Marseille the year before were canny chances we had to get this pot and we blew it. Seeing as we fucked it up before the start this time, all we can do is beat them. I don't want them to win it, but we can't do shit all about it, other than bring them back down to earth on Sunday, hopefully with a bump. If we lose on Sunday however, it'll be bloody unbearable. 116878[/snapback] True. Oh my God I think I've become a mackem! 116883[/snapback] Go wash yourself now. It's a canny pitying state of affairs, but the reality is, unlike what some seem, I'm not that jealous. I truly couldn't care less. They will make a massive thing of it, like they make a massive thing about this fixture on sunday, but it's not that big a deal. Rise above it, just rise above it. The Cool Runnings reference was for Mancy

It won't be irrelevant if they win it. Whatever the result at the weekend, it will be forgotten. If they win the UEFA however, it will be used as bragging rights for years if not decades to come. 116873[/snapback] And who's fault is that? The capitulation in Lisbon and Marseille the year before were canny chances we had to get this pot and we blew it. Seeing as we fucked it up before the start this time, all we can do is beat them. I don't want them to win it, but we can't do shit all about it, other than bring them back down to earth on Sunday, hopefully with a bump. If we lose on Sunday however, it'll be bloody unbearable.

Can't say I'm that arsed about them going through. They played canny well to get the win last night. The only shaming thing is that we should have notched a pair of these things in the past couple of seasons and now they have a canny chance to get one. As long as we batter them on Sunday it'll all be irrelevent.