Holden McGroin

Looks like Villa are getting 69 points.

Everyone hates change.

We spent £15m on Osulu who I doubt will ever make the grade here. But if he does that will be down to Howe and his team. I don't think DCL or Ferguson are ideal to be honest but I'd hazard a guess Howe would get more out of the latter especially with the best years in front of him (hopefully). Lets see what Big Mitch can conjure up.

That £30m (not sure where you get that figure from but let’s roll with it) can easily turn into £60m with Eddies track record.

Liam Delap would be the ideal pick to backup Isak but he’ll have a lot of suitors. he might want regular football to progress as well.

Aye. Let’s write a 20 year old off because it hasn’t worked out at a club. NO ONE in the history of football has ever come back from that.

It would definitely be a like-for-like swap.

Madrid have Mbappe so Barca would be a good fit. I doubt they have the wonga to buy him though.

Bit of a left-field transfer but I wonder if we give Evan Ferguson a try? He was great a couple of years ago, still young and surely his stock has dropped enough that the price is reasonable. Im confident Howe would get him playing well again.

Its the Man Utd way. They've been shit for years now but still look like they are going to walk away with 3 trophies in 3 seasons.

Who gets up after 10:45?

Food is off the table apparently but we'll soon find out.

How have they managed to analyse the exact same scenario of shot to get the result though (0.78 xg in this example)? Do you they also clock the speed of the pass and what foot (stronger or weaker) of the player it falls to? If that cross was mirrored from the right and it fell to his left side then I'd expect him to have more of a chance of scoring. I appreciate its a stats tool used but its clearly not accurate.

Is it even exciting getting promoted anymore. More than likely to get a trouncing pretty much every week and go back down. Its sad its got to that point but PSR has fooked everything up.

WALLOP. Arteta has officially joined the xG losers club.

They’ve choked again in a semi.

PSG can go from invincible to conceding a lot of chances in a split second.

It should be a cracking CL final. Arsenal would have stunk it out with their robotic performances.

Au revoir Gooners.

Donnaruma is some goalkeeper.

It feels a bit harsh as he is only 18 but he is a cunt so my conscience is clear:…but Lewis-skelly is having a shocker.

Fabian Ruiz