Holden McGroin

+!. Cracking bod but i could walk down Northumberland high street and spot 5 fitter birds. No problem.

Hooooooooof.

Not sure what Pardiola is going formation-wise here. No width. Just long punts.

Anything over a 10 yard pass and Anita blazes it wildly.

He is doing it because thats CTs nature. Against the grain at every opportunity. The sad thing is he actually starts believing some of the wind-ups he goes on.

How many times have you seen Douglas play?

The team Pardew put out was a necessity really. I suspect Shola would have played instead of Cisse as well - if fit. That would have meant 11 changes from that side to Chelsea. Im quite impressed with our squad depth. Its certainly getting stronger.

I dont think it should be expected at all to be honest. He should have positioned himself better after the 2nd time it happened. 3rd was a goal. he did seem to get his act together in the 2nd half though. Maybe pards told him how to handle him. Looked decent on the ball though.

Obertan is awful. I'd be embarrassed by playing some of the passes he has(nt) made tonight.

Ive only watched that for about 5 seconds but me too. Not worth the hassle.

I've never cried when any of our dogs died. i left that to my mother. I have to admit I had a tear in my eye just before kick off at the 7-1 Leicester game. The atmosphere was amazing. I think that may have been complete surprise that the East Stand was rocking though.

Without trying to ruin it for everyone. The bit where he "entered" was like a shit ghost train at a Theme Park,.

I quite liked the idea of Cabin in the Woods. As LBT said though it could have done with a little "less" at the end. Insidious started well but was ruined by final third.

He isnt a link man though. He prefers to run from deep.

It doesn't but how can we accommodate Cabaye, Tiote and Anita? They are all deep lying CMs.

Isnt he only 5'6 ? If so then it will be very difficult for him to make it as a TOP player. Players like Beardo and Zola had something super special which got them there. Hopefully this kid has the same. Thats not to say he wont make a profession out of the game. Im basing all this on his height without ever seeing the lad kick a ball of course.

That voyeur clearly needs locking up. Hilarious.

I want to know what happens next. Most likely a hospital visit. Number 1 amused me as well. Gross.

Aye. Wallsend and Parklands were my local back in the day. Wallsend golf course used to be brutal when I was growing up. I believe they have shortened it considerably these days. Parklands used to be my favourite. Not too long so if you're accurate you'll do well. Arcot Hall was the best I ever played and the first time I broke 90 (using just irons oddily enough)

I'm sure the threat of jail are holding some evil people back.

The ground was rock hard yesterday. Makes the long game much easier but hitting greens is tricky. I only putted 14 times on the way out but 21 on the back in. Golfshot is a quality app for the iphone if you're into looking at stats

Whats the official difference between a game and a sport?

Aye. Agree 100%.

He is nailing Wozniacki isnt he? The boy done good. Im playing off about 22-25 at the min. Only play in the Summers. Its a miserable sport in the winter.

A Grandmother at 46 with a 12 year old granddaughter?