Holden McGroin

That's really testing my stance on "never fuck a Tory".

Don't worry, she'll be on OF by the 5th July.

I’d love to be a fly in the wall for that. Knowing Klopps lack of patience he’d probably nut him after about 3/4 of a pint.

Aye, I think Attack of the Clones was worse than Phantom menace. He has an inset day today so he watched some of it earlier. I hope he finishes it off before I finish work so we can get straight onto Revenge of The Sith..

No slide tackles. No Blasties.

I expect Elliot Anderson to bag a brace. The best friendly player we've ever had.

He has to see the bad to appreciate the good. He has got through the first half without any issues. It’s basically on par with Mary Poppins. Half cartoon. The only good thing in it is Darth Maul and then they kill him off 🤷🏻.

Phantom Menace was released 25 years ago.. Im taking McGroin Jnr through the Star Wars movies, starting there. Things can only get better, hey.

So my boy Gareth needs to trim 7 players from this fine squad. Im going with: Trafford Quansah Branthwaite Eze Wharton Bowen Maddison I personally wouldn't take Shaw or Trippier due to fitness issues. I bet Southy ends up playing Gomez at LB. We are so light there.

Nailed it.

They have both been great servants but surely there are youngsters coming through that will do the job.

My heart goes out. A minutes silence for their measly budget.

It looks like Man Utd got butt fucked as usual but somehow came out with some points.

Skys choice of live games today. Man City v Hammers Chelsea v Bournemouth Bin dippers v Wolves Liverpool with nothing to play for over Arsenal. LOLz.

I think that could be a mistake.

Chelsea have just paid £750k in compensation for Brentford’s Set piece coach. That must make Little Dan worth about £5m.

I skimmed through that but I assume he is Ben from Durham? Durham Mags. Can’t trust them.

How long do you stay sexy after you’re dead?

They work a lot on set pieces. I think they even get a big goal bonus if they score from one. I agree but Howe sees both in training everyday. If Pope isn’t 100% match sharp then he might be holding him back.

Are we really believing this rumour?

This needs to be reposted (of the ufo abduction)

Mouth is now reporting that Man City have activated Bruno Gs release clause. Absolute clown.

Mouth of the Tyne knows absolutely fuck all. He pops up on my X feed. You should see the knee jerk after the Man Utd game.

I’m meant in terms of ousting a player from the starting XI Tino isn’t better than fit Trippier (at the minute) Tosin isn’t better than Schar Kelly isn’t better than Botman Hall is better than Burn/Targett to be fair but it’s taken him a whole season to break into the team. Barnes isn’t any better than Gordon Tonali is the only player that you’d say is better than Longstaff but he hasn’t proven anything in the PL yet.

I don’t think he is better than Pope. It’s okay bolstering your squad but we’ve recently bought players that aren’t any better (or on par) with what we’ve got. Tosin and Kelly fall into that as well. maybe that’s a strategy to mould them into better players.