Billy Castell

I think that's near where my Dad was born. Abercynon. Think that isn't far from where my mum's hometown is (Pontypridd). If it is, I'll tell grandma to stop bothering geordie blokes

When I lived in Bedford (which is just north of Luton, and east of Milton Keynes), there was this real short arsed African woman who was a bit mental. She must have been about 5 foot tall, wore those loose robes west African people dress in, always white and red and shouted out what I guess were the angry bits of the bible. She was tiny, but bloody hell, she would make Ian Paisley seem like Bob Harris. You could practically hear her from the other side of the town centre. I was also once treated to all the tramps getting tanked up at the bus station, and singing a Queen medley at the tops of their voices after work.

Yesh, thatsh more likely Ewerk. Sadly.

I agree. The Saw series is for retarded fuckwits who just want to see people killed and don't care about the film actually having a plot, or a diologue, or characters. Bad Taste is fantastic, it is also funny.

Rumours circulating that either Didier Dechamps (about 20/1) or Martin O'Neill (about 8/1) are in line to be the next Blackburn manager. Kean will be shunted to Rovers' new academy in Pune, according to the O'Neill rumour.

All there's any evidence been presented of is that he put some videos on YouTube. The bloke's a twat no doubt. But the KKK won the right to 'inspire' violence without risking arrest......let alone assassination. Smash up the KKK too then. Remove the person, remove the problem. It is all these twatholes understand and deserve to be honest. You can use due process, liberal freedom of speech and suchlike to defeat these people, but sometimes you have to be an utterly underhand cunt to get a result.

Pretty much, though Luton is the shitter of the two places, and both are in Bedfordshire, a county named after Bedford, surprisingly. It is the only place I know of that has built a prison next to a private girl's school and the town's bus station in the centre of town.

If that yank was some sort of Al Qaeda terrorist, who tried to blow up planes with dodgy ink cartridges and so on, I don't care what passport he has, the prick is better off dead. You live by the sword, you die by the sword. Like those rent-a-mob twats we have who protest against 'the west' in this country about the lack of Shariah Law, democracy and all the rest of it. Take their passports, fly them to Pakistan or Saudi Arabia and leave them there.

I saw tranny in Bedford once. He looked very feminine in his dress and wig, and you'd say he looked like a woman. Except this man was at least 6 foot 7. He was the tallest person I've ever seen. Ive never been to Bedford, dont even know where it is.....honest It's in Bedfordshire. No-one knows where Bedford is, until you mention it is in the same county as Luton. Then people get a vague idea.

Hope that isn't his cum face.

Gemmill and Johnny2J meet up before their parties to check their outfits. Anyway, I feel strangely serene given the state Rovers are in. I think Kean the cunterhead may be heading out by the end of this month. The protests at the games have been picked up by the media, and they're taking notice of the complete shambles the club has become.

Bruce does look like some bull dyke who has had a long career in bare knuckle fighting and professional drinking contests. He must be taking dietary advice from JFK as well.

Just said on 606 the Venkey's are taking your boys over to India during the International break too ?! What in the name of chicken-gobbling clueless shite is that all about like Wor Bill ? Basically, it was a pre-season game that got rearranged due to some terrorism in Mumbai. It is obviously a PR stunt to boost Rovers' presence in India and all that too. If you look at the Venky's facebook page, they only publish the wins, a clue to how deluded and ignorant the chicken chokers are. They have also invited 9 fans over from the Fans Forum, though many seriously doubt they will get any chance to voice their opinions on how the club is being [mis]managed, Steve Kean's employment etc. Sky TV are on the gravy train too, so there is a suspicion that it'll all be edited to make everything all happy clappy. Hand on heart, I'd rather have Ashley than these dickheads in charge.

Knob nosed backward Hughes is the popular choice as Kean's replacement, though I doubt it would happen. A couple of people seem to think that Ancelotti is an option, but I think they're frequent visitors to Amsterdam. Curbishley is another fairly popular choice. There was a protest of a fair number calling for Kean to go after the game, and Rovers fans were joining in with the Citeh fans with the 'You're getting sacked in the morning' during the second half. More importantly, this is all being picked up by the broadcasters.

That story about the Russian experiment on page 2 is very disturbing. Even if it was made up, it is like some sort of Saw type madness.

John Jensen sacked/leaves post of Assistant Manager at Blackburn today. There's some speculation Kean has gone to Venky's and blamed him for our shitness. There is also speculation that werepig O'Leary is in talks with Blackburn, perhaps as a Director of Football.

Where do/did the Judean People's Front and the People's Front of Judeah fit in?

I saw tranny in Bedford once. He looked very feminine in his dress and wig, and you'd say he looked like a woman. Except this man was at least 6 foot 7. He was the tallest person I've ever seen.

Catholic school as well. Seriously thinking about taking it further. There's your answer. She's obviously a traditional Catholic teacher, and belived your child should do as they're told hold it in or be humiliated. Be thankful the PE teacher didn't do that other thing Catholic authority figures do. But to be serious, I hope this doesn't make your child too upset and awkward about going to the toilet. Things like this can affect some children.

A classic for Parky. More bonkers stuff

Now, if Sunderland do what you did with Souness a few years ago, and replace Bruce with Kean........... The papers say Quinn could replace Cook at Citeh, though if they had any sense, they'd give it to John Williams who is already there. He's a very professional and capable man.

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I think is a crafty stunt to show their point. And I agree with them.

A road legal F1 car sounds terrifying. Have there been any news about new engine manufacturers joining, or will we just have the four providers for the forseeable future? I miss the days where there were loads of different engines and teams. I'd also love a range of engine designs such as V8, V10 and V12 being allowed with turbos etc. The bigger engines would need bigger fuel tanks of course, which will be a challenge for the car designers to make a car that can cope with the extra weight. The variations would spice things up.