Billy Castell

Can't see it being a good thing. Faith No More, Blur and Pulp pulled it off, but there is something about The Stone Roses that says to me that it should be left in that 1989-91 period.

Fucking angry. The semi final was ruined by some half-French bog trotting cunterhead, and I have this afternoon to look forward to the latest episode of the destruction of my football club by a backstabbing, verminous snake and a bunch of 3rd world chancers unfit to work in a call centre, let alone run a top flight football club.

My mother-in-law lives in his constituency (she didn't vote for him). I wish Dom Joly appeared in a mac, hat and sunglasses went up to Letwin, said "Thank you white fox, we will be in contact shortly", took the documents and walked off.

So we have one minister bringing a mate round for arms deals or something, another putting government documents in a park bin like some sort of KGB mole and a Prime Minister who has previously employed an alleged criminal who may have had knowledge of hacking into the mobile phone of a teenage girl who was murdered. The last Tory government just stuck to banging their secretaries or prossies. I wonder what CT thinks of this?

Bloody hell, you might have the next Sonny Pike!

You know, The Shining doesn't un-nerve me at all. I'm probably one of a few people who just sees it as weird arty shit that is quite interesting, but not scary. Seen a bit of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and that is fucked up. The whole film would probably be one of those ones that dwells on my mind for a few days. I've got to get round to watching the Jap version of The Ring.

Yeah. I remember now, he is in a metal band, and is from somewhere like Leeds.

Get naked and cover yourself in marmalade. If you don't get arrested for indecent exposure walking to the house, you'll be a jammy dodger.

I'd laugh if a headline writer cocked up on the headline 'Apple suffers bitter Jobs blow', and the first edition of the paper had an ever so slightly different word order. Sadly, that has never happened.

Wargames on Sunday. It was pretty good actually.

Hmmmm, Die Hard Brazil Time Bandits Robocop Predator Terminator Princess Bride Batman Das Boot Blues Brothers Airplane

If you watch Michael Palin's New Europe, he talks to her daughter. I tell you she is tastic. It seems that this Dr. Fox (not that one) and Andrew Warreity story might mushroom into another scandal. The CEO of something called the Portion Group said he used Andrew to gain access to Fox and the Dubai meeting was not a coincidence. There was something about Warreity being paid, and that he liked to travel 1st class but I wasn't really listening.

Fair play if you get good commission and suchlike. I could never do a salesman/call centre job as I am not a natural salesman and would probably get really depressed about my life. There are only so many times I can put up with people slamming the door in my face after telling me to fuck off. I bet there will be 85% of the clunge as bad as the other recent posts, but there will probably be one or two utterly shagtastic women there for you to crack one off to when you get home.

Travel advice: Avoid getting caught up in large crowds with placards. Unless you have a fetish about being beaten up by coppers.

Nowt will change in the USA. I'd be surprised if the news over there acknowledges it at all, as they are part of the cosy vested interests that are probably safe from the austerity measures we all have to put up with. The free market capitalist mentality is too entrenched in US culture, and I expect a real right wing swing towards the next generation of Ronald Reagan types. So the rich will get even richer, and the poor will get ground into the dirt.

Get in Wales. About time they beat Ireland. However, England have been shocking. Johnson and the coaches should resign, and the only players who have earned a place in the future squad are Ashton, Tuilangi, Foden and maybe Flood. Jonny should go, and the forwards should be given a rule book and told not to return until they can follow them. I really hope the France that played England doesn't turn up in the semi finals. P.S. Come on Argentina, crock a few kiwis for a laugh.

I agree . He was a bloke in charge of a very successful computer company. He died fairly young of cancer. End of fucking story. He isn't the Edison/Da Vinci of our age, but Princess Diana: the next generation. There are some right mongs in this world.

All these tributes from everyone is PC gone mad. (Sorry if that joke has already been made, haven't read the thread). I want to know if Apple computers are actually worth the money. An Apple laptop is so much more expensive than a reasonable PC laptop, and I have never seen the point of the iPad. It just looks like a giant iPhone to me.

Harrison's solo stuff was better than Lennon's, and McCartney's.

Stokoeshop calling! She is the same colour as the Stokoe statue, but with less sex appeal.

That's good, as I can now chuckle to myself about his name without feeling a bit guilty.

Shearer is a crap pundit, and judging by his latest comments that Kean should be given more time, his judgement is off key too. With a proper coaching squad, he may make a success at a lower level, gain experience and develop. But his lack of interest in this route means he will never be a manager, or a good one.

Jesus holy fucking christ! She has always been a pig with tits, especially after all the surgery, now she is a scary pig with tits. Shagging her like that would be like shagging a broken leather massage chair:

Can anyone else find the 97 other balloons in that picture?

If he did try it on with this girl, I am surprised he didn't poke her eye out given the level of co-ordination and dexterity he shows on the pitch.