Billy Castell

Never have been Barton's biggest fan and never will be, but "Kelvin" He's spot on in everything he says there too, I'd hardly heard of Henry before that game last season. Yeah, do it at nowts each like you did at Anfield a couple of years back Joey. Just back from the best part of a season out when we were staring relagation in the face you kick Alonso when hes heading towards his own byline with the ball and get a straight red,suspended for the final 3 games of the season and we go down. No wonder Shearer wanted to twat him after the game. Good player, needed at NUFC this season and obviously trying to change his ways but this petty little outburst just proves he'll more than likely always be a grade A bell end as a person. Barton would know about going out and injuring people. He tried to put Tugay out the game by chopping him on the knee, and kicking Etuhu in the bollocks. He 'man of the people' shpiel can be funny, but he is a twat.

Average perhaps...an average asian bird which you still would shag by the sound of it, you big flaming homo I bet 'she'd' get to feel your guns like some zip eyed Purple Aki if you met it.

Gas chamber? Ireland? Channel 4?

Those space lizards are really determined. Perhaps Parky should practice his rifle shooting.

I hope he doesn't chicken out of a Pacman fight, and a clean Manny puts that obnoxius prick Mayweather on his arse. I'd love Khan to come from nowhere and do it, but I don't think he can.

Sorry I've only got 'Red Riding in tha Hood', some odd fairy tale/gansta porn.

If this keeps up, this thread might become gold. It's one of my favourites.

I can't add any comment to this. The whole article is perfection.

Right-ho then

Maybe so, but Pulp are one of the worst bands i've ever seen live. They've always been really good live when I've seen them. I've seen Coldplay live and that was utterly tedious and a waste of my life. The Charlatans are pretty boring too.

Thierry Henry Terry Hurlock

Marzipan s Satan's shit.

Saw an advert for Abu Dhabi, with some Arab guy talking about the Al-Ain region being full of ancient artifacts and civilisations. So Gyan moved because he was a big fan of archeology, and not for a fat load of cash.

Young man, there's no need to feel blue.

Pulp are superb, and have been horribly under rated, like Super Furry Animals. The Strokes are alright, but I only really know the stuff when they were big a while ago.

These stories are great, especially X-I-S-C-O's posts. The nearest I can come up with was some girl I worked with from Somerfield. She was just a bit pathetic, she had no real personality and all she seemed to do was post 8000 messages on facebook about every single thing she did. She'd get down and miserable because she had no money, but never wanted to work more than her 12 hour weeks. I can't think of any spectacularly mental people I've worked with.

Jarvis Cocker is as good as ever. Grace Jones has still got it too.

11/9 an inside job? Someone call Parky, Toontastic's Conspiracy Correspondent. It was the Israelis, working with Bush as they both wanted to do in Iraq and other Arab nations, whilst the Space lizards wanted to start World War 3, in order to weaken and then enslave humanity.

No but I'll break that cunts jaw seven sisters the fucking cockroach I'm rubbing my jaw as we speak, wincing at the impending pain I'm about to recieve. Anyway.........How did you know it's not Seven Sisters? Did you check up yourself? Congratulations if you did, you have now found out the way to answer your own questions on transport to football grounds and all because I gave you a silly answer. Please, no need for thanks. No need for thanks ...tell you what wise guy you think your funny? How about I meet you tomorrow for a pint and I'll show you funny ?? You'll pull your trousers down?

Looks like wht happens if Jean Claude Van Damme, Pete Burns (the Dead or Alive singer) and Billie Piper tried to use the teleport machine from The Fly at the same time.

Working with a different guy I've not worked before and he told me about two of his mates trying to pull these girls. They we on a night out in Birmingham, and were chatting up these two birds, bigging themselves up and saying they're in the Navy. OK, you might be able to blag that, but then they were saying they work on a submarine and they've parked it up in a canal near the Bull Ring, and they could come round later. And the girls believed them.

I just saw the page load up with a woman doing stand up and thought "This'll be a steaming turd sandwich, I'll not watch that." Was I right?

Not watching the match, but how the hell has Shola remained at your club for so long. Surely one of your ex-managers considered releasing him on a Bosman. He makes Kuqi and Roberts look like viable options. What is it now? 10 years at least?