Billy Castell

This may be a daft question, but do gituars evolve like cars. What I mean by this is do they change over time in the same way a car does? For example the first version of a Mondeo is different to the latest version? If they do, I assume that you can only buy an original Stratocaster that was physically made in the 1950's or whenever.

I hope you're being tongue in cheek about Jedward Kevin.

The bit about the bassett hound was brilliant.

Oh right. Well that's part of the UK, so that's OK, if a bit crap. So its none of a Dublin radio stations' business, cheeky foreign bastards. Complain about England in the world cup, and yet half the Irish squad have been scousers in recent years.

You should be legally able to taser those chuggers. I used to live in Bedford, and the place was crawling with the bib wearing twats. That, and smack heads with orange teeth wanting 50p.

So the Irish media go on and on about England? I can see how that is annoying, as it is really foreign news, even if almost every Irish football fan seems to support Celtic, Man Utd or Liverpool.

It's quite good, or at least its not too crap. and I agree that the players are tossers. However, I am slightly confused about why a foreign radio station should have a go in that way. Surely you have your own TV, newspapers etc. that are not saturated with English footballing news, therefore the whole thrust of the song is somewhat redundant.

If the 107% rule is to return, introduce it in 2012 at least. A lot of the new teams have been entered at the very last minute, and need time to find funds for car development.

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Ed Balls, and the others seem to be the kind of New Labour pillocks who talk management jargon and pretend to represent the lower classes by calling the Tories names, whilst simulataniously getting the vaseline out for the bankers and the other wealthy types. In other words, they're crap Tories who've been to middle management courses that offer plenty of 'strategies' and 'initiatives' but no ideas. The British left is either non-existent, or a small bunch of nostalgic loons who believe Arthur Scargill was great. All that Labour stands for now is a big, unweildy state that wants to know everything about everyone's business and an obsession with new schemes and initiatives in a vain attempt to look like they're doing something to improve the country. Not even Thatcher obsessed achieved that level of control and interference.

Indeed or Jack Daniels for that matter, granted i don't mind the stuff but if i'm going to be allowed pretty much anything i'd go for something nicer Good point Ant. I'll commit drinking sacrelege by having a really expensive whiskey, a real fine 12 year single malt type, with cola. I need the cola as I just can't drink straight spirits without gagging. I'd also take a few anti-depressants methadone or LSD as well. Just to see what its like.

Remind me, how are Ireland doing in the World Cup? Admit it Kevin, you obsess over England because you hate the fact we're just better in so many ways.

Apparently he is Daredevil . Well, he's trying out for the paralympics Judo team, despite his missus whining about him not being there to look after their daughter, and telling him not to do it. As for the job centre, and the whole system, I can understand why some people think "stuff this, I'm getting a spaz chariot and pretend I'm a cripple" after the complete lack of help from those who are supposed to help through difficult times. By the way, I'm not costing tax payers anything as they're not giving me a penny.

I read something about this the other week - they've tied in a contracted out agency type service with forcing people to prove they are looking for jobs. It does seem that anecdotally, the staff are not the best. The staff are normally shit. I'll be honest and say that I'm looking for a job after moving to Coventry, and the staff couldn't give a crap whether I get any money, actually bother to look for a job etc. The whole atmosphere about the Jobcentre thing seems geared to confounding those who need a bit of money to help them during a bad period, and just help those who want to make a 'career' of signing on. They offer nothing if you want to have funding for a course such as an AAT or finding an apprenticeship, and the answer to every other enquiry is to fob you off and make you ring some scouser you'll never meet. And that is usually an 0845 number you have to ring for an hour to get through to anyone. Its like no-one really gives a shit about those who actually want to work, and deliberately make things difficult because they think everyone who doesn't have a job is not worth the steam off their piss. Put it this way, I might have well not bothered to apply for the 30 or 40 jobs I have done, as the computer says no, and the staff don't care. P.S. They're withdrawing my brother-in-law's disability benefits as he isn't disabled. He has no eyes in his head, but he isn't disabled.

1 bottle of Jack Daniels + 1 2 litre bottle of cola. I'd probably want to get shitfaced, and just want it over with.

One thing that needs to be done is to sack 90% of the staff in jobcentreplus and to just sort out the whole unemployment system. It seems to be a never ending maze of unhelpful people, rules that exclude those who are seeking jobs, and inefficiency. From my experiences, it is all so convoluted and poorly run that those who seek jobs are penalised, yet those who 'play the game' find it easier to get some money for fags and Sky TV.

By American standards? Surprised you could get in the building, or that the place didn't implode under its own gravity and become a black hole. I bet there was a good mullet ratio too, and plenty of women with big hair badly dyed blonde.

Went to the CMA Music Fest in Nashville t'other week and half of the acts were Blokes In Hats. All pretty interchangeable music-wise, too, though I do like a good twang. Off to see one of them (Brad Paisley) in Shepherd's Bush tomorrow night actually. Ever had an urge to sleep with your siblings, or excessively praise God?

Just copy what was about 20-30 years ago. It works in music, fashion etc. Speaking of which my favourite shoes are my navy Doc Martins. I'd love a red pair.

I want the city bonuses to be taxed to fuck, along with those who earn more than £150,000 a year. And I want to invade Jersey and raid all the accounts of the rich tax exiles. It'll never happen, but I want those who ruined this country's finances to pay.

I really hope they do strike, and then get banned from the next WC. You got some Irish family then? I agree. I'd love all the top players to go off, and the team made up of all the squad players who'd normally never get a game turn up. And lose. The French will never get banned Bladder and Platini would not dream of it.

French in strike threat shocker! The French? Boycotting a game over someone getting the sack? Who'd have thought it?

Has anyone ever seen the Country Music Awards? If you put it on mute, its amusing. There seems to be a contest between the men over who has the biggest cowboy hat. Everyone looks ridiculous, but as with most US awards dos, they are so earnest and serious.

He said the only reason he got his job was because he had a good idea in what he was doing but I wouldn't really have a clue tbh. So it'd be best for me to go to uni. This time next year i'll be getting ready for uni, facking hell.. Just be cautious with where the "don't have a clue" approach lands you. My fella didn't have any better ideas and thought he was interested in Eastern Europe, so he ended up on a four-year Serbian, Croatian and Eastern European Studies course, year abroad slumming it in Belgrade and all - only to end up working in the (paid) charity sector afterwards. Mind you, if you're genuinely interested in the subject and you're up for the financial commitment and all, then obviously why not - you learn far more than just academic stuff as a smelly stoodent, after all. Aye i'm not doing it just for the sake of going to uni. I've always been interested in computers and electronics etc. So i'd genuinely be interested in the course im doing which hopefully leads me to an interesting job rather than something that i don't enjoy. I second what Meenzer said. I have a history and Politics degree, which I did because that's what I was interested in, and I did a post grad diploma in heritage management. That would normally lead to a career in museums or that sort of thing, but they all expect you to have volunteered (i.e. worked for free) for 2 years before they'd even consider me for the lowest job. So have a definate career goal in mind when you go.

depends, are you doing some physical exercise? typing. Then, yeah. It does. I'm also wearing a nike tshirt. Now Kevin, do you smoke, legal or illegal substances, own a staffy dog, and wear a baseball cap? And do your ambitions extend to spending dole money at the bookies and the pub? 3 or more yeses then you are a chav.