Billy Castell

Depends on the number of red and yellow cards throughout the whole league doesn't it? If it does we'll bugger it up for Burnley-We're playing Arsenal tomorrow.

Drying meat to preserve it is pretty ancient like. Possibly older than the world according to The Bible But what about the 'reconstituted' bit? Doesn't that mean they made tortoise nuggets KFC style?

Do you think she'll also become a lesbian and fight against 'male oppression?' We could have a variation of Danny Baker's sausage sandwich game here: "When she puts her bag of chips on her shoulder, does she have red saucde, brown sauce or no sauce at all?" I suppose if I meet her I should apologise for being a white man, as I obviously want to bring back slavery etc.

reconstituted dried meat? Surely that is a modern, industrial process. So now we're looking for Noah's fast food empire as well? And surely you'd want to save the tortoises as there were only a few on the boat?

Check out the blurb for the 'War of the Worldviews' at the bottom. It poses an interesting question.

This just popped into my head. Did you know evangelical archeologists wear one sandal too?

As I see it, the Director of Football role can only work in two ways: 1. A business minded man who deals with the more financial aspects of football, links with other clubs etc. They may work with the manager over issues such as player contracts and transfer targets, but the manager decides how hard to push for the player to sign a new contract, and which players should be brought in. So the manager decides on the squad, does the training, but doesn't get too distracted by flying to Brazil to sign a player, and worry about the finer details of the contract negotiations. 2. A footballing figure who scouts for players on behalf of the club, identifies young players and concentrates on managing the academy side of things. Again, the manager has the say on who stays, goes, and comes in, and also has control of the 1st team affairs, but leaves the youth set up to the D of F.

Idiots. When its that sort of game surely you stay until the end as your team is tonking the other team? Maybe they were trying to get home to their wives first in case John Terry and Ashley Cole were feeling a bit frisky.

What a crock of shit. Imagine how big the boat would have to be to take every species of animal, and you'd be able to see it from fucking space. How much wood would have to be used? how did Noah create the different conditions for each animal (e.g. rainforest or arctic tundra)? And why is there no evidence of a worldwide flood at this time? Then there is the genetic evidence. If every animal came from just 2-7 creatures, they'd be hideously inbred. I bet it was some sort of art project that was created thousands of years ago to confuse tourists, which was forgotten about.

Burnley 0-4 Liverpool I expect the pig fuckers will start burning their own houses and throw shit at each other. They're down and out. It is worth a season of seeing that wanker Alistair Campbell and the other ugly fans bigging it up only to be trounced and sent packing. Hats off to Brian Laws.

Maybe he's got a 15 year old pregnant too, or spends too much time talking to a Mr. William Hill. Either way, he's a wanker. Best forward we've had since Shearer, but still a complete wanker.

Why do you sing that he wanks his dogs?

Edit: My mate is a big Wolves fan and he cant believe Andrews is playing at the top level. Nor can we, but then he was signed by Paul Ince, that excellent manager who never had a word to his friends in the media about being sacked because of his race. He had such an eye for a good player.

Keith Andrews.

Another one requesting a PM here I doubt this stuff is true, but I don't like Gerrard very much. He seems very arrogant on the pitch, he's over rated and hecheats and moans far too much. Trisha for the next manager of England anyone?

I blame Dennis Wise and Paul Ince.

The Israelis are so bone-headed, that they don't realise that their actions just fuel the anti-Semites who believe in the whole Jewish conspiricy angle and deliver them 'proof' that Jews are evil. I'd personally go as far as to say that some of their actions remind me of this lot: The more tthey act like this, the less non-Jewish people will care about what happened to the Jews in 1933-45. You can only hide behind that atrocity for so long.

The beauty of maps on BBC 4 is quite interesting. It's about important historical maps, such as the Mappa Mundi, and why they're worth looking at. It probably sounds wank but it isn't.

It would have to go some tobeat Sir Nicholas Winterton's interview with Stephan Nolan on Radio 5. That was radio gold: http://www.mattwardman.com/blog/2010/02/19...erview-oh-dear/ I didn't want to give Griffin any of my attention as he is a nob whose face reminds me of the inside of a cheap sausage roll.

Speaking as an outsider, between Liverpool and you, I'd buy you guys for the following reason: 1. Fewer debts to pay off, and only one owner to buy out. 2. I'll be a hero for ousting Ashley. 3. It'll be easier to improve the squad. 4. Stadium is bigger and usually full. 5. Because you have just been promoted, there will be more space to install a long term plan 6. I don't have to deal with a shit manager on a daft wage. 7. There is one team in the city, and there is only 1 other team in the area that is of a similar size. Of course, I'll make it clear I won't stoke expectations and demand Europe in 1 or 2 seasons, I'll be a very long term kind of owner. Liverpool are a spent force unless they get someone like Sheikh Mansour at Man City to spend billions and get rid of Rafa. You however, have potential because the debts are smaller, the stadium is pretty much sorted, and the club has further to go to the top.

The dog was on some medication too wasn't it? It's fucking simple- throw a fucking tennis ball, get off your fucking arse and give it a walk. Then it'll be happy. A child cannot be simply stroppy without having some sort of 'condition' that expensive drugs can regulate, and sod the long term effects of halucinations, addiction or shitting your kidneys out.

"oh Reza, the Earth moved!!!" "Shit, I hope my wife doesn't find out now"

That is just wrong for a load of reasons. The girls being blatantly underage is just the start.

Let's see, we have a club being kept afloat by the £300m bank debt being renegotiated almost annually, a stadium that is at least 20,000 seats short of its ideal capacity, and no room to extend, two co-owners who will do anything to get at the other man, and a squad of average players who need to be shipped out very soon. Oh yes, and a tactically inept twat of a manager who has spunked over £100m on mediocrity and will cost £15m-20m to sack. That sounds like a bargain doesn't it? Anyone who buys Liverpool right now must either be mental and/or so rich that the £500m+ needed to build a new stadium, clear debts etc. is pocket money.

Does the doctor have £10m to put into your bank temporarily?