AgentAxeman

Momins just off billy mill roundabout. lush! That would be really handy for me but wasn't it in the papers regarding hygiene problems? Apologies to Momins if this is incorrect [\pleasedon'tsue]. Edit: aye, it was. Linky. oh well, wont be using that particular establishment again!

Momins just off billy mill roundabout. lush!

???

Ringdroid is good. http://download.cnet.com/Ringdroid-for-And...4-10929046.html

Just booked a table for Valentines Day for me and the wife. I can see it ending in tears though, she's shit at snooker.

A Jew walks into Asda, gets his cock out onto the counter and says, "Roll that back, cunts."

Dont forget his Russian accent in "Hunt for Red October" :icon_lol:

I was almost sick when he tried to describe himself as some kind of tactical genius! Useless fat twat that he is.

I think Pardew is shit! Nuff said.

The daft fucka sent me the PM 3 times. Honestly, what a fuckin doyle this kid is!

fuckin hell, I'd be chuffed if my phone lasted 3 days on a single charge.

Little Kevin, the voice of the Gallowgate.

ClickyWiki Apologies if it's already been posted Fuckin Class!

I dont think the 2nd line scans Happy.

In a nutshell. The fat cunt wont care about that tho.

40-something. I.e. his age ah, same as Martins at Brum then................... as long as its not the no. 9 shirt.

What no. shirt is he getting?

Yup!

I knew some fucker would. That was the English civil war I said uk England is in the UK isnt it?

Yes. Read this.

He has no wife for Rapey to shag?

He's quite easily one of the best left backs in the league CT. Maybe he hasnt been making the forward runs this season because he's been told not to?

Beat you by 29 mins G-Man!

Pinched off a mate on FB When you’re facing a rout, and you’re 30 yards out, Cheik Tiote! From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheik Tiote! He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheik Tiote! When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheik Tiote! :-)