AgentAxeman

I'd have a bash at her 'Dark Forces!'.................... .............am i sacked yet?

I'm guessing I'm looking at the guy in the stripey top?

Saw 2 bits of sellotape stuck on a lampost this morning................... ..............must have been a missing poster!

yes, due to relative time for yourself moving slower.

meh, total over reaction by Sky.

Probably not.

Looks like a good player. Good 1st touch, excellent skills on the ball and can certainly pick a pass. Fitness looks to be a real issue with him tho as he always seems to be carrying a few extra lbs which affects his movement. Bit worrying as he's only 21. Still worth a punt like. I meant Routledge not Tar-whatsit. I doubt QPR would sell him anyway and it's not like they need the money. My bad! Tar-whatsit

Looks like a good player. Good 1st touch, excellent skills on the ball and can certainly pick a pass. Fitness looks to be a real issue with him tho as he always seems to be carrying a few extra lbs which affects his movement. Bit worrying as he's only 21. Still worth a punt like.

Crackin' 1st touch and finish for his goal (great ball from Tarrabt aswell). Played well for most of the game.

aye

4/10 Don't like the fella and quite honestly I havent seen ANY improvement on the pitch. CT(?) said something about improved communications? Only if you class slagging your own players off in public as fantastic PR which I obviously don't. Tactically suspect as well. Any manager worthy of the name should have been screaming at his players to stay back in the final 5 mins of both the mackem and spuds games. As I've said before, he reminds me of Souness ie. all fuckin gob who talks a great game but doesn't have the nouse to actually make it happen. I hope I'm wrong but I'm not expecting to be.

Scary man!!

Gosling isn't? Been withdrawn from the squad as a precaution for the game against Spurs.

Just what I was thinking!

We'd better get lil' Wayne back from his loan (if its gone through yet) cos we might be a bit light in midfield. Smith, B.Arfa and Gosling injured atm.

Something with guitars where I dont have to deal with the public. That would be canny cool!

Fucking Hell Didnt even know you could do that. Were you skinny dipping or in your speedo's? Swimming shorts. Wor lass had a maternity bra on iirc. Fuckin nurses were fully clothed tho. Bitches!!

aye, twas at both my boys births and was actively involved in both. 1st lad was born the 'traditional' way ie. lying on her back with legs in stirrups and aye, i had a canny good look around. Its no big deal as the shear emotion of the event overwhelms you. The 2nd lad was born in a birthing pool and I was in with her so that I could 'experience' the moment with her. Again you forget all the nasty stuff in the emotion of the moment. Good luck to you and you missus!

Hello

Weird. Got this for the eldest bairn for chrimbo (honestly) and i've been getting back into it. Love the online mode except from having my ass handed back to me from 12/13 yr olds

averaging about 7 hrs a night regardless of what day it is. *unless im hungover.

Someone asked me today what nasal sex was............. .........I said fuck knows.