Howmanheyman

No doc leaves around?

Ah, the rare joys of finding a dirty mag when you were a young'un and staring wide eyed at the hairy bush. Nee wonder kids today are so de-sensitised with all the porn on tap the poor buggers.

Sitting in the back with just shorts on and am about to get kindle out if the three females I'm sitting with will stop making noises in my direction. (talking I believe they call it).

Nah, he's sat in his brown wheelie bin filled with water with a bottle of erdinger in one hand and a Sarnie in the other.

I wouldn't be too worried there, ms Mag, he had a really good career at Juve and the Azzurri after all.

Well it depends. A. Has Joe heard of him? B. Has he got a nice cheap cushty get-out clause for our Club's saviour, Mike? (He laahves 'em!)

"There'll be some weather today, some more tonight and we're expecting more weather all day tomorrow."

Give it to the Fish for his birthday, man!

Going to make Chicken Fajita tonight, bairns out for the night, homemade guacamole sitting in the fridge alongside ice cold bottles of Lager.

Hmmmn, a tricky one this. Why don't you try-aha-ha-ha-ha-ha, no sorry I can't keep up the serious pretence. (Take it to Halfords etc, I would).

Anyone else spot the Panama?

And for my next subliminal trick......

I'm the same but I do have to draw the line when she asks for my number.

The difference between Shane and CT though, is that Clarkie wants Shane back.

Well CT can still laugh, type, read posts and not only manage his breakfast but post photographic evidence of it!! Must try harder, Mrs Mag!

I don't so the fuckas can.......

'your cock' is not a valid response but what about 'your cheesey bell-end'?

Happy err, Barmitzvah/birthday/New Year delete as applicable, Fish.

Fat Twat The most in-effec-tu-al Fat Twat Who's views are questionable, close friends get to call him C. T. Providing your name isn't Bernie Fat Twat The indisputable feeder of the gang He's no loss, He's the VIP, He is championship, He's the most tip top - Fat Twat Yes he's the chef, He's the king, RIP Bertie Nolan, He's the most tip top - Fat Twat!

We've been saying that as well about you for years, CT.

Have I missed an 'in' joke here?