Howmanheyman

It depends what my potential students are willing to pay!

Ran past the training ground today and could see and hear our Silver foxed General shouting out instructions although I couldn't make out what he said as I was a bit too far away and I couldn't stop running otherwise Id never start again. I could be wrong but I'm sure Pards was saying, "Mousse! Mousse! Hit it dahn the channel and run my old sahn!"

Bringing 'co-commentators' into televised football definitely spoiled things.

Why does it amaze you given the fact that at least half the squad were a bunch of posing, preening media whore fannies who believed their own hype?

I was hoping it was a bona fide taxi driver.

Hang on a minute, just for clarification, here, Tooj, are you trying to say old firm fans exaggerate and tell out and out complete whoppers on a regular basis?

Aye I liked that already.

"........(Gruff Yank male voice)......From the people who brought you Spiderman, Fish Films brings you, a Dave superhero shark production........SHARKNADO!"

Watched the first two and a half episodes of series 1 via the sky go thing last night. Just bought the series box set 1-6 this morning. Fucking hell! Welcome to CT's World!

Good lad!

What they need is a few non Liverpool/ManU/Arsenal/Chelsea ex-players on and not letting fucking Niall Quinn anywhere near any of our games let alone the derby.

Anyway, sorted it out via hdmi BUT!!!!! ..........It's* only available for four more days!!!!! *The Sopranos

I can as well, rhubarb!

I was more thinking, Teacher: "What does your Daddy do, CT Junior?" CT Junior: ""Well he gets his dinner and takes photograffs of his dinner and sometimes as well he sometimes takes photograffs of his bottles of beer. He then goes out of the house in a hurry to buy sumfing then comes back and plays wiff it and then puts it outside in the garden then takes more photograffs of it then gets excited about sumfing else that he sees on the computer and then hurries outside to buy sumfing else and........." etc, etc.

It's called 'Orino de Gato' in Spanish I believe.

Your poor lad when he gets asked 'What does Daddy do?' at School.

Mon 19.08.13 Manchester City (a) 8.00pm Sky Mon 30.09.13 Everton (a) 8.00pm Sky Sat 19.10.13 Liverpool (h) 12.45pm BT Sun 27.10.13 mackems (a) 4.00pm Sky Sat 02.11.13 Chelsea (h) 12.45pm BT Sun 10.11.13 Spurs (a) 12.00pm Sky Sat 30.11.13 West Brom (h) 5.30pm Sky Wouldn't be altogether shocked to see us without a win from those particular fixtures lovingly picked by Sky.

Hope CT at least has the decency to wash Gemmill's 'plugs' before giving them back after he's used them in his bedroom.

Such a thing exists?! That's absolutely intriguing disgusting.

I'll just go with this, didn't know it was done via an hdmi lead but had a quick on how to do it through an intel video. (Also sorts me out for the football too!) Cheers!

I bought a set once and couldn't get it to work, not sure if it was lack of perseverance/temper or the fact that I looked into it and there was warnings from some that they don't always work in certain buildings. (Mine had an extension built on before we bought it and the bloke who built it had his electrics all over the shop). I might try again but with another make/model as it would be the ideal solution. I actually tried an ethernet tacross the floor/carpet o see if it would work but my sky box wasn't having it, I looked on sky's website and apparently there's only so many sky boxes that on demand will work on?! Mine is an amstrad and hasn't had the upgrade yet. Sky supplied the box it wasn't bought independently! Tried to then watch it online through my smart tv but it wouldn't stream it saying I needed something to this and would I like to download it? I tried but the tv said 'no'. Some fucking smart tv, (ewerks definitely right on that score). Looks like I can only view it on my home pc instead of relaxing on mien kampfy chair. Fucking technology man!

Most David's I know all get called called either 'David' by their Mam's or Wives/girlfriends or 'Davey' by everybody else. Not many get called Dave up here for some reason.

Ok, I'll bite. What's funny?