Howmanheyman

Closest I came was 89-90 season which ended horribly. (I was in the last year of school so mid week aways were out but travel and tickets were a lot more reasonably priced and I wasn't a spoiled bastard so was helped out by my folks).

Think I've got a 25% off voucher as well for this month from them. Must.........resist.........will........rarely........wear........it.........anyway........fuuuuucccckkkkkk!!!!!!

The price of most things have sky rocketed way above inflation this last decade and more but wages have not. In ten years time my income which is stretched is going to have cope with a daughter who'll hopefully be at university with another three years behind her. My wages will not be rising in line with everything else and have not for years already. You don't have to be fucking Carol Vorderman, (Still would, no danger as it happens), to work out you'll be worse off.

Tempted to waste a little money on this. http://www.toffs.com...ductinfo/1164B/

Went to see Whitney Houston a couple of years back with the Wife as her friend 'conveniently' had to pull out leaving her with an expensive spare ticket. She's always liked and wanted to see her even though she wasn't at her best anymore. (Worse now!) Couldn't believe how expensive the tickets were and she bought a programme for fucking £25!!! The drinks were dear as well. As I reckoned what I spent the following day I was sobbing like a broken man.

As MF says, mate.

Wow! Good times ahead, break out the bubbly! Meanwhile........ http://www.channel4....le-out-of-homes http://www.guardian....at-has-no-logic

Obertan and his kid discussing new contract offer. (telepathically, of course).

Yes folks, that's how pathetic the games got. Demba can Fuck off as well as he's straight in the diving school.

"..........And if that fucking waste of space Ranger thinks he's good enough to get 25% discount on his garden feature he can fuck off as £50 might be a lot to Bobby Robson but doesn't last long when when you've a growing business empire."

I didn't think you'd noticed.

KSA's 'Michael Winner' style Fish voice was how I'll always imagine him to be honest.

No confirmation whether he's been given official 'uber-Geordie' status yet but it's apparently in the post.

I'm guessing that's either the Fish or Gemmill.

"I will tell you this, boy!!"

He did the mash He did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash He did the mash It caught on in a flash He did the mash He did the monster mash

Andy 'Elvis' Roxburgh

Enjoy! I'm just happy to be not going into work at tea time for twelve hours and will be happy enough just being in a warm, cozy living room, sitting on my new settee a bit like this one, (modeled by Adolf below)....... ...... and chilling with a bottle of wine with the missus.

"Colo gogo?" "Colo No no!" "Colo Loco!"