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If there was a film about the Eurovision song contest I'd have used that instead!

Ah Knaa!! Fancy arguing FOREVER with someone who is RIGHT and who was RIGHT for years! You'd never do that would you, Gem?

Stevie/McFaul = Inspector Clauseau

Paul Wyn = Hannibal

Chez = Wall Street

Fish = Duece Bigalow

Good film that, mate. (Watch out, Wolfy! Nurse Ratchet's onto you!!)

Meenzer = Sound of Music or Priscilla, Queen of the desert

Wkytoon = Falling Down Wolfy = One flew over the cuckoos nest

mañana por la mañana. At Quatro o'clock!!

Let it go, Fishy, just let it go, man. You'll feel much better for it.

Ok, you've posted on here for a while, you know the styles of certain posters, what do you think their favourite film would/should be and why. He's an easy start but as he's good for a laugh I'll start with; CT = Top Gun When he's just dropped a punter off and is on his way to Asda to pick up his 40% off garden chair set I can imagine him slipping his shades on and blasting up Berlin's 'Take my breath away' as he feels the need for speed and his taxi is really an F16 fighter. (And is it a coincidence that his TT initials are an anagram of Tom Cruise's?) Of course not!

Yep.

I'd never heard of him until a few months ago. Also his name sounds like 'Flange'. Fnarr fnarr.

Again with the negativity, Paddocklad! Come on, what's your problem? I'm sure the guy will do great.

Fucking hell.

Went to the same place we're going to 11 years ago but minus the kids last time, it was class. Just hope my eldests arm is ok as she has metal two rods in it after her break a few weeks ago and they agreed to put a new plaster cast which can be put on and off so she can get in the pool etc.

Off to Mexico the morra. I'll be gutted if the match isn't on.

Found some hardcore porn for CT. NSFW (no vinegar strokes in the taxi!)

I agree. We have quality in our side but we need a work ethic or we'll just end up like a team of big time Charlies. Jonas is a great outlet and gets us time and deadballs and can also thread a good ball through. Pleased for him but that's the first time I've seen that kit. Looks canny.

Reminds me of an old joke. An effeminate acting man walks into a Greengrocers and asks for the biggest cucumber he has in the shop. "Certainly sir." Replies the Greengrocer. Away he goes in the back of his shop rummaging through his cucumber tray until he comes back with this green monster of a cucumber. The customers eyes light up! "Will this do, sir?", asks the Greengrocer, to which the customer nods his head. "Would sir like his cucumber sliced?" asked the Greengrocer. The customer haughtily replies, "Does my arse look like a fucking moneybox?!"

I think in those days once you got the popular vote in a crippled country and had the threat of death/concentration camps by his followers hanging over you he didn't need to do much conning, mate.

Probably making sure I wasn't having a quick one off the wrist!

Barton on the TT twitter thing talking about who he'd like to see on Big Brother. You just know deep down he would absolutely love to be asked and go on it himself but would protest that he didn't want to.

My Mam and Dad would 'check' the radiator in my room when I lived at home whilst looking up with a look of concentration on their faces. It used to crack me up, (except if I was about to have a sneaky wank when I'd have to take evasive action to prevent discovery).