Howmanheyman

While she's on board; Toonraider

ToughGuy's mental image of his Thursday afternoon. Alternatively; Our mental image of his thursday afternoon.

If Toughguymick is watching, then we'll know John Bishop's opening gag this coming St. Patricks night.

Eskimo wife " Irish Stew for tea tonight Nanook" Nanook. " O'Ceallagain?" Coat is on… That was so bad we'll send your coat on to you, just go!

I know this has been on before but I still find it quite funny.

They really know how to clutch at straws, don't they? (Which is no mean feat when all you have are trotters, to be fair.)

Worst NUFC rumour "we never booed Sir Bobby out of our ground" Well I seem to recall a 'lap of honour' at the end of the season being fairly empty as 5th place was scraped as a lot of players looked less than interested for a couple of months up to then when a CL place was very atainable. Can't remember Bobby being booed out our ground, though. If you're going to obsess about our club can't you do it with your own brethren?

Is she 22? She must just look it, then!! Happy Birthday, hinney!

I have a message for,Howie? Howard? For Kev, Fist, Howie and Howard!

There's one, Kev, son.

Well I wouldn't want to argue with a big bastard like you, so I'll wait until at least three people vouch for him. Anyone? Good lad. : Now do I interpret that as a yes or a no? I'll go with your first answer, El Fisto.

Taken a couple of years ago when I knew it was time to sort the gut out.

Well I wouldn't want to argue with a big bastard like you, so I'll wait until at least three people vouch for him. Anyone?

I'm hearing through the grapevine that Kevin's been improving his patter. Do I take him off ignore, now?

Kevin.

my image of Tom nowt will change it either At least 'Tom' looks happy in his life. It's CT outside weight watchers after a disappointing weigh in. When it comes to the ladies on here, everyone is stunning in my head and I'm quite happy keeping that mental image, thanks very much.

Too late! Done! What ones yee Kevin? right, without the piint glass covering my face awww. i want to give you a cuddle. I'll never take the piss out you again Kevin. I thought he'd be a right little rogue. Couldnt look much more Irish if he tried Mine is from a "film character" fancy dress party where I went as Santiago Nunez...fuck paying for a proper costume like You like the type that stands round Keith Barrett in the Newcastle Labour Club before games. Your haircut makes you look like the "man" in a lesbian civil partnership You actually look like a young version of my father-in-law. Well I've got nee doubt that's not a compliment. I had a picture up in my profile for ages which is a better representation. Surprised you didnt see it. I scanned loads of newuns but I can't find the cunts I'll scan more when am back on Sunday for you to perv over. Well actually am here the morra mornin. Was a bit of a stud in his day, apparently, represented the Toon in the Shagging conquests then went international. But if that's nowt like you, Esteban.....

You actually look like a young version of my father-in-law.

Stevie, that's a goatee away from David Brent. I look as much like Brent as yee dee Roger Moore, I'll stick a different one up. Well that might explain the Pussy Galore I used attract say hello to.

Stevie, that's a goatee away from David Brent.

What ones yee Kevin? right, without the piint glass covering my face awww. i want to give you a cuddle. I'll never take the piss out you again Kevin. I thought he'd be a right little rogue. Couldnt look much more Irish if he tried Mine is from a "film character" fancy dress party where I went as Santiago Nunez...fuck paying for a proper costume like Bollocks!! You, (Paddocklad), look (and sound) like a tubbier version of Ally Fraser from the 2nd Auf Pet, series. (who'd have thought this site had so many characters from the show?)

"So I take the OOT'er to Frankie and Benny's and, (click, click) deals in the bag!" Which shoult he made a few. That one!

Eh? Go on then. Skidmark

Whatever you say Dennis! Mac's not a million miles away though is he?....give it a year or so for the barnet Stevie Cheeky cunt!!! Can ye dance like him? i wish tough guy mick

Reminds of a tale about the Father-in-law when I was going out with the wife. The wife still lived at home and they'd just got telewest in. Her and her mother had been dying to see this film on UK Living called, (I think), 'Who will love my children?' It was basically one of these true life weepy films for split arses. Anyway, it was always on about eleven and the mother wouldn't stay up to watch it, so trying to get into the good books, I set up their video to link it with the cable channel. So, job done, it's all sorted to tape channel 6 which was the cable channel at eleven o'clock. Anyway, next time I go to the house to see wor lass the father-in-law is getting called 'Tuggo'. The wife and mother-in-law sat down to watch it the next day, and after an hour of watching the emotional dilemna of a woman with terminal cancer trying to set up her husband with a perfect surogate mother for her kids, the channel then gets changed and some lass starts getting her tits oot on the Adult Channel freeview! Unbeknownst to father-in-law, horny prospective son-in-law has set up the video to get in the good books so in he comes, not a care in the world, pissed, at five to twelve with the remote in his hand and a gleam in his eye, not knowing the stick he's got coming to him the next day. Ouch!