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Nah just pulling your plonker. Paddocklad's a smashing lad, a die hard and really isn't anyone's lapdog. Just thought I'd mention it as your comment seemed a bit strange.

Ever tried changing your name to 'purgatory' instead?

I found that Leazes lap dog comment a bit comical and turtle shite as it happens. Didn't quite agree with your Ba argument though, mate although I get the point I think you were making.

I've never spoken to a mackem in my life. (as I was saying to my toontastic homies just the other day).

For all the 'football' stick CT gets I'd agree with him and favour Ferguson over Sammy as the better prospect out the two. It's a shame the kid had a bad injury in the last pre-season after getting to the fringes of our side. In the past when we've had a good batch of players come through it's usually been when we've been shite, had loads of injuries and no money to spend so it was easier for the kids to get a game as our options were limited. If we get three or so getting real game time through the cup competitions we'll have done ok. It really is their chance to grow and they have to take it. Regarding Gosling, never seen him play for Everton and he was meant to be a good prospect and they were a bit miffed to lose him, thing is we bought him after he'd been injured for a while and I think we basically took a punt on a clause in his contract and hoped for the best. The kid isn't up to it anymore at this level if he ever was.

After finding a note from Wor lass on the TV saying 'It's not working, I'm leaving.' I turned the power off and fuck me, you guessed it, it was perfectly fine. That's women for you.

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Hi! No problem, happy to help. (If you're a lass).

:lol: Not a million miles away that, mind.

Was going to have my tuppence worth on a certain thread that's been closed. Shame.

Well someone was going to post this sooner or later.

Anyone else see this shite in the Express? That's the story in full. Top editing by the anonymous 'Reporter'.

Here's the lass asking the questions; (I think).

I'm going along with whatever Accadacca's prediction is.

Last time I paid money to get chased round Leeds it was 1-1 and Cole scored for us. The people chasing and being chased were pretty fucking scary to be fair.

1984, Daley Thompson, Carl Lewis and Whitney Houston. I'd have have been 11. Never really been interested in it to be honest.

He's been caught on youtube ASKING to be chased. Andrew today; [media=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWbZzRvIXm8&feature=related[/media]

Done. (She's a lass if it helps people answer).

Stuck in fucking work, mate. You win!!

I once saw a naked man run in the chinkees in Walkergate, jump on the counter, cock in hand and tell the lass to "Batter this!"

That's fair enough comment, Andrew. Oh, before I forget, I've got some magic beans if you fancy swapping a cow or something else for them? No pressure.

Never seen one but did see a mushroom at dinner time.

:lol: Hang on a minute, you're paying £24 to go to different parts of a city to be be told random tales off someone?

Really? Well done, you.

'Trouser control' The amount of times I had to discreetly use a folder or book so as not to show the babies arm holding an apple in my school pants was unreal.