Howmanheyman

Aye it's a just a joke picture, Craig, divvent fret.

Joking aside I knew of a monster I worked with at the brewery who had two Kia ora bottles he kept in his locker, he'd put each bottle in an inside pocket on either side of his brewery work coat before walking to where the sample kegs were kept and filling them both up before going back on the shop floor and having a long, extendable/flexible straw going from the bottles up his jacket to be pulled up to his mouth as and when he wanted to have a drink from them which was often. (No, I'm not joking).

Gives off pardew vibes.

We've had a few iffy decisions like Liverpool's which had brief discussions if that before moving on. Funny how the media don't tend to 'move on' as quickly when it's them or their fellow NW red mates in Salford.

Looks like the 'Kingdom' of Uruguay if it was in Europe.

FYP.

I'd guess San Marino or Liechtenstein?

The tight cunt! (Derbyshire/Yorkshire I believe so shouldn't be a surprise). Those tears as well when talking about Shep, I wondered if he then regretted giving him away?

Car looks canny Andrew but is your lawn mower broke? (Looks like the eldest is moving out again so I'm just getting a bit of practice in for when her lad let's their garden go again).

There'll be a new interfering with play offside law change made around that known as "The you did Liverpool wrong, la, everyone must pay" amendment.

Gilbert/predator

I hope he pours milk on his cornflakes before realising he got skimmed instead of semi skimmed milk by mistake.

I hope the Jehovah's witnesses knock on his door.

The all blue version is better but orange or not it's still better than the green.

At least we played shit in a slightly better kit.

Woeful stuff I'm afraid. Key injuries have killed us but some of this is still self inflicted. I sincerely hope Eddie is looking in the mirror as well as analysing the players tomorrow.

Never a pen or a red card but that's payback from the first, definitely on Howe this.

If hall isn't ready for twenty minutes why is he on the bench?

Sooner our fbs are back the better as well as Brentford's Wissa.

Pope and other big defenders playing like they're 5"5

Fucking Murphy

Fucking useless

Was doing stuff/having a piss so have swerved their patter.

I don't know who the fuck is doing our game on my feed but I've put sky and Smith back on he's that bad.