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The palace admin assistant boys firing off a serious, and I mean serious, email about this!

Hope he sticks around. Whatever he's got he's at the wrong team for it.

Howay Manchester City, do it for Curly!

Just seen Palace's owner talking to Southgate. Howay the citizens.

Anyone know the xG?

Probably the producer or director?

Just had a quick look at rtg and the first page they're rooting for palace? What about one of the millions of special relationships they have with Man City because they once took ten thousand plus to Maine Road in 91? I can only apologise to our manc blue visitors on behalf of our neighbours for their contrariness.

FFS, just had a lucky piss for palace and missed the goal!

Was at that one. Platoon of traveling palace fans very sporadically chanting 'eagles' or more 'yellow'. Apprentice NUFC chanter wasn't impressed so no idea where the modern ultra has come from as looking back the small band of away fans were like a team day out of clerical admin assistants.

Palace went down the self righteous road, when I say self righteous I mean, 'look at us please!' route with those banners so they can fuvk right off, I'd take old Maine Road man city fans, cunts that they could be, as well as decent lads, any day over Palace. Nothing against palace other than that and good luck to the decent ones and err, not really arsed tbh should've been us if we hadn't of head fucked the Brighton game.

It's alright, @RobinRobin, I've got this one....

Is Free Willy what your lass calls the operation to get your trousers off when you're pissed as a fart on erdinger and you tell her you need a piss, can't hold it in and are are struggling to get your Steve McQueens off?

"Come 'ed, neck yer ale, lad, we're going to be late for the kick off at the Dickie Hill!"

Good move on their part tbf, no MLFs to bother them and no NUFC fans to bother them either because unless it's a derby and they're wearing their mackem strips nobody knows who they are.

2005 for our first PC as well.

Aye, that's Gemma writhing in a boat as the hot Mitch summer just passes him by, the only difference was in the song Weller knew when he was beaten.

I'd say absolutely not but I'm sure there's others on here who were paying more attention.

🎵 A hot Mitch summer just passed me by... 🎶

I'm sorry to hear that, fish.

To be fair to the MLFs, they are the absolute, world leading experts in fans turning against the team/managers/directors/suspected Mag employees so maybe they know more than we give them credit for?

Is this LTA back?

The locals wouldn't talk to gemmill tbh.

Coast wankers tbh, they were scraping a living fishing for herring not too many years ago now they're Lah-di-da. Fucking cod heeds.

Of course it's all inclusive, don't normally do them but saved up for our silver anniversary so went the extra mile, normally prefer a private villa but due a change. Consider me the the bloke who saved his money but had his bait in a sunblest bag who the bairns called 'bogey'. It's all about dignity, Mon Ami!