Howmanheyman

I'll be too busy announcing Leighton Baines signing, MF. Sorry.

Had extreme versions of déjà vu since around 2022 I think, now and then, maybe once every few weeks sometimes longer sometimes shorter, lasts around 30 seconds to a minute, very hard to explain tbh but nothing like normal déjà vu which everybody has. After the first few times when I thought I was going mental I actually recognised there might be something wrong and when I knew it was happening would almost study it myself. I eventually told the missus but left it at that. I saw a GP around January in case it was a prelude to dementia or something so he referred me to neurology which I went to on Friday. From the conversation he said it could be a temporal lobe epilepsy so has booked me in for the MRI and an ECG. I'm perfectly fine when it happens, am aware of it and even tell the wife and kids when it's happening. They say I just stare at them or the TV amazed and almost laughing as I'm at that moment listening to what's being said and 'know' what's going to be said. It's very weird. I mean, I always knew I was a sandwich short of a picnic but wasn't expecting this!

I may have a form of epilepsy which isn't the normal having a fit type but is nevertheless classed as epilepsy and having seizures even though I'm completely aware of when it's happening and physically fine for the short duration, if I do have it after MRI/ECGs I'll be put on medication but not able to drive for a year or so, FFS. Luckily my new job is a ten minute walk away but there's loads of times I need the car so I could really do without it.

A couple of mentions of miracles and Istanbul so better than TNT but fuck off you Liverpool arselicking cunt.

Got RTE2 on, it's Ray Houghton on co-comms with an Irish commentator but the commentator isn't as annoying as 'fletch' and Houghton is nowhere near Rio Ferdinand levels of cuntishness. 1-0 PSG, bad news for the Italians if they've got to chase it.

It's getting put on at KO and with a foreign channel so I avoid the usual suspects.

I saw a sky reporter talking about a Saudi club possibly spending big money on a Man United player without mentioning their questionable human rights abuses. (Saudi's, not Ratcliffe's).

I'd also say it isn't just real ale drinkers who look down on Carling and Fosters. (I'm aware this is a joke btw).

God bless real ale bullshitters, if it wasn't for them I wouldn't have got a job with S&N in the 90s and probably would've had a poorer lifestyle/house. Right place, right time.

Is Thomas a Liverpool fan?

Saw the shirt today whilst in silverlink, really like the player version other than the back, the collar and material are better than the normal one, if it was £85 I probably still wouldn't get it but might be tempted tbh but they can slobber all over my cock if they think I'm paying £130, fuck that.

Ask for your money back.

I've turned the cunt off, I'm sure I'm a good luck talisman the odd time I've put them on this seysun.

Anyone surprised the way this has went? I thought they were nailed on to win this anyway but when you see the luck they've had not being out of sight? Goodman has been so bias btw on the mic.

I know what you're saying but the Liverpool pick is a joke, they've already shown them winning the title and celebrating.

We're the lucky ones apparently? (I mean, they're not too wrong, we're lucky we're not one of them but you get my drift).

More jam than Hartleys these cunts.

@Dazzler

Pretty apt actually....

I think it's ring fenced for TTers with at least ten years membership. Sorry and all that.

I tell you what, how the fuck these have the gall to label us lucky is unbelievable. Should be 3-0 down. They'll end up spawning this if t'blades keep letting them off the hook or VAR helps out.

FYP

I hope you looked down to your feet in an apologetic manner if one caught your eye?

Greeeeeedy bastard. CT, don't let this lie.

The Hot Mitch summer will pass us by....