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Missed the early first goal but it's a great game so far psg 0-1 Bayern, goal disallowed and Bayern hit the post and have just scored! 0-2. Fuck Liverpool.

Spurs beating Copenhagen at home, not sure if I'm right but I'm sure they've had some very cushy games so far?

Made the mistake of putting it and even with no commentary the euro tourist fans made me turn it off. Hopefully Madrid win but I'm not taking the chance.

Just before my time, RIP.

A green malady like our away kits.

Unless it was the 'Bilbao black cats'? (couple of blokes).

Saw an article on the BBC about them and one of the comments is from someone* saying it was Sunderland who gave them their strip idea which was then shut down by others. *I wonder who it was?

He was straight out queueing to see the queens coffin wasn't he? (Obviously hoping nobody would see him or take any photos, videos or owt?)

Basically this. Or maybe he decided a while ago before the new man came in that the game was up here and started looking elsewhere?

The broken doll "I was calling him first, Paddy Columbo!"

He has, think he took the credit for the Adidas deal as he had Adidas at arsenal. Stuff to do with tickets, memberships etc, who knows?

Alreet, Essex (Man U red) man, you've got your fucking knighthood you've been craving, you can wrap up all that monarchy arse licking if that's alright?

Just like a load of managers at past jobs they come in, full of shit, piss and hot wind about doing things their way as if they have the secret code to success. I actually expect at least half these blowhards at all management levels and positions to be bang average at best.

It's just the fish's version of taking their end/forum good and proper® (essembee)

Wondering which one of these is a young dazzler?

Just as bad. I read that at least one council won't put Christmas lights up at all because of safety/affordability issues taking all the flags down before actually getting the lights up so THE ENGLISH DEFENDERS OF THE FLAG HAVE CANCELLED CHRISTMAS! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇱🇺🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 🎄🎅(NOT THOSE EMOJIS!) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Farken!

What's an aga? How did this benwell oik slip through the stringent toontastic verification process? "This isn't acceptable, mods."

The mackems are bezzies with Everton and Pickford is still their England player so who gives a fuck but then I remembered they fucking loathe Moyes as much as they love Allardyce so howay the Z car toffees, keep it up!

"Get her a vibrator and a box of Thorntons. If she doesn't like the chocolate she can go fuck herself."

65" screen TV fun time, CT?

@wykikitoon fill your boots with some NUFC content on YouTube..... (You're welcome).

5-0 to us, all five goals to be OGs before HT by Julio Iglesias before he begins the beguine.

McDonald had his best season for us in 87-88 so off the back of that season Everton paid half a million iirc so off he went, he used to get a bit of stick from the boo boys and got called Spotty until that last season when it died off a bit. After reading about the drinking culture at Everton when he went there and a distrust of new players from the older ones I'm not that surprised he didn't do much as I think at that point Kendall was hitting the sauce quite a bit and I'm sure he was a quiet lad?