Howmanheyman

'What's the matter with you, Malcolm?" "Pride, Tracey. Pride but also concern. All the other sixtayn year olds out here in Turkey are going to the all inclusive bar and getting pints just wearing holida t-shirts tryan to look all grown up but our Jordan is just wearing his lads shirt. I couldn't ask for a better step great grandson I really couldn't. But if he gets knocked back and av gotta to get up to get ma own pint eyze makin his own way back home from Ponteyland airport, am telling ya now. FTM."

Should've asked them if they knew a Sunderland fan formed their club? Missed opportunity there, Wykiki.

I thought he'd have been too shy, shy, hush hush, eye to eye to get involved in anything like that?

Pleased to hear it. Was it 'Wise men say' by Elvis?

Maybe CT could lend him the Panama?

'So when I moved on to slide 3 the bloody thing went haywire and put last years KPIs on instead but when I mentioned it and apologised everybody had a great laugh about it. You had to there, honest.' Fish's mate......

Gone native, for shame. Nee need for that, like. Lad's just sharing a photo.

I've rejoined, been on a couple of days, now getting nothing on my feed on the app, uninstalled, reinstalled, turned phone on and off keep getting stupid messages, finally got on via the web and I've deactivated the account. What a monumental cunt this musk is.

Their dad..... "Are you not entertained, Stawb? The fucking Dambusters couldn't have dropped their bombs with more precision than my eldest dropped his load in the portapotty there, man!"

When your lass first brought the idea up your response should've been.....

Need one of those twitter warnings on your posts specifying that it could be false and unverified rhubarb.

I haven't even watched it and I know that cunt is talking shite. Absolute throbber and he's by no means alone. You're writing about sport you fucking chin stroking egotistical wanker, you're not writing a thesis on saving the planet from impending armageddon.

Did he reply, 'Well do it tha'self if you're fancy lah-de-dah chuffin' structural engineer you fookin' side to side, saddle sore arse, ponceh desktop warrior!'?

No but I fear the time may be coming where I might, fucking might mind you, be needing reading glasses as I seem to be struggling with very small writing these days.

It's virtually invisible so well done for spotting it. Still don't know how it disappeared in the first place?

Go with your instincts.

He never stood a chance.

Maybe it's just my phone? (Android, OnePlus seven).

I have to click on 'main board' to access the menu page and so no massive deal but the address above used to do that too unless I'm losing the plot, (likely tbh).

Never looked at it, Andrew. Wum or real it's not getting my time.

They should have made virtually a replica of Northern Ireland 86 or Republic of Ireland 88 or 90 and announced it like Man City did with the link to AC Milan in that corny advert for the dummies to fly out like howitzer missiles. 'IT'S NOT A TRIBUTE TO IRELAND!!!! IT'S A SAUDI TRIBUTE!!!!! OIL CLUB!!! FFP!!! HUMAN RIGHTS!!!! WIBBLE WIBBLE!'

The amount of followers doesn't equate to a sliding scale of reality as evidenced by the plug who LTA just linked above. As for Arthur Brexit...... If that isn't a wind up account then I'm disregarding everything he says on account of him being a fucking idiot.