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At least their manager is a decent bloke, even with the play off semi final coming up he helped out a local theatre company by sending a few of the squad along to play extras in a play about Vikings. When Mowbray asked the director how they got on the reply he got was 'They were ok at the pillaging and raping but were fucking shite at Luton.'

Apart from the football factor, I just couldn't imagine a derby at Wembley. It would be sheer mayhem.

Just nerves probably.

I'm slightly worried about our central midfield options but hope we'll have enough of a plan to cope with it if Longstaff and Willock are both out.

Is that MNF thing where they show the match but completely ignore it if it doesn't feature one of the cunt 6 clubs? I'm sure if there's no big story they'll just debate something like who was the best? Man U 99, arsenal invincibles or Klopp's title winning side?

I've a feeling in my bones Liverpool or Man U are dropping points tomorrow.

Did sky wheel in the big guns carra and G Nev for this top 6 clash of did we get the B team squad like Goodman or hinchcliffe?

What did I tell you? Tough game for us? Aye, but a tougher game for them coming straight after arsenal away having to come up here. I want sky to interview carragher and Neville and ask them 'WHO'S THE MOST LIKELY TO MISS OUT ON THE TOP 4 NOW, GOBSHITES?' Also, 'WHO'LL BE FEELING THE MOST PRESSURE NOW, CARRA AND NEV? YOUR TEAM OR HIS?'

Just having a cuppa at work, how's it going so far?

I'm sorry to hear about that, Strawb. I hope it can be sorted for your mam, my mam managed to get through something similar a few years ago and it was a bit of a jolt to the system imagining the worst. Fingers crossed for you.

Are you female?

We used to batter both Coventry and Boro most games but fuck Boro, out of sight, out of mind till you play them. They're not that far behind the mackems in their irrational hatred of all things Newcastle with quite a few of them. Fuck them, fuck Paul Frost and fuck 'Bairnie' Slaven the ex-Republic of Ireland 1990 squad member.

I'm nervous, loads at stake and obviously they're a quality outfit but as I mentioned the other day, it's also a tough week for Brighton having to play arsenal away then come up here when we have so much to play for plus under the lights. I hope we enough to get past these then enough in the tank to put Leicester to bed making Chelsea irrelevant, however, football's a funny thing. I've a sneaky feeling one of the English old firm arseholes are going to slip up on Saturday, Liverpool home to villa, the mancs at Bournemouth. Brighton might not actually be the key game as much as it seems that way right now. Two home games on a night time before Chelsea, win the first and it's looking a lot more close for us, particularly if my hunch that one of the NW arseholes drop points on Saturday. I'm at work so will miss this so just hoping we win as we're prone to doing when I've been at graft.

Klopp's being banned from the touchline from the 29th May till the 11th August. Unprecedented punishment for the Liverpool boss.

I was laughing the other day when I could vaguely hear Ryder ask him something and Howe started laughing at him as he spluttered something.

You know that they're toxic.

They're at the denying reality stage.

"It's alright, we play like Barcelona, we'll be ok."

Fascinating stuff.

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No, youvuzela.