Howmanheyman

Yes, before inserting the 500gb intracellular microvolt.

I unplugged the TV last night but obviously not for long enough. Turned my phone off and it worked so realised I was probably too quick putting the plug back in on the telly. Stupid iPlayer, totally it's fault, like.

I unconnected the paramaliser then switched to the recalirific switch and it looks to have solved it.

Ok, question time to prove your technical knowledge. Every BBC iPlayer app on the fire stick, smart TVs or my phone will not work when connected to my internet, when I turn the WiFi off on my phone and use my data it does work. Everything else in the house connected to the WiFi is hunky dory. So ...... What the fuck do I do?

I'll write it down for you.....

The only thing I've found so far which suggests it's got fuck all to do with me. Does this sound plausible?

Agreed.

I hate snooker. Don't mind the odd game playing it if the chance comes up, watching it is for lunatics and my dad.

Maybe an issue with the fire stick, doesn't explain the phone app or the smart TV app. I'm snookered.

BBC iPlayer, can't play it on the LG TV, can't play it on the fire stick and can't on the phone. It just comes up with error codes when you try to play something on the three different apps. Twitter said it would get back to me in 5-7 days for the problem getting on, it's now 9 days and nothing. I'm just waiting to be locked out of here in some weird glitch to round it off.

Through to a cup final at Wembley and the sky wankers still can't bring themselves to show some respect and put the club's fucking name on a graphic. Why? Why are they so deadset against doing it? It isn't an oversight. Honestly, the club needs to get onto this shit now that we'll hopefully be one of the main players in their televised league and not Ashley's bastardised version of NUFC begging for scraps.

🎵 This could be a case for Mulder and Gully! 🎶

They reckon he has a real thing for Scottish birds and he thought he was pulling the Gull of Kintyre.

It's either going to be brave Sir Wykiki...... Or fucking idiot Yorkshire bastard bit off more than he could chew Wykiki..... We wait with baited breath.

I assumed he was long dead. RIP

So Alan Smith does sky's main super Sunday game I see but Neville does the earlier game which sky usually ignore which happens to be Man U? Don Goodman does two Saturday night games recently involving us v Palace and Bournemouth yet yesterday v Liverpool, surprise, surprise it's Carragher. So basically sky are telling us that two of the PL clubs have their own designated ex-players for commentating on and that's perfectly ok? Aye, no bother sky you fucking cunts.

In a daft way I'm slightly more relaxed about us next week and fancy us a bit more than I did pre-liverpool game.

Yee can fuck off, anahl.

Members are cunts who don't deserve a fucking thing, they're notoriously fickle fans who have barely been to a game in their life, I should know, I'm one. I can only dream of holding a season ticket in my hand and being a season ticket holder or even balancing a season ticket on my head and being a season ticket balancer. But alas, I am not worthy. I beg forgiveness from any season ticket clutcher I happen to pass in the street and shall prostate myself before them begging them for even just a small modicum of their piss should they wish to grant me some of their steaming stream and piss on me in the street. God bless them, each and every one.

Don't worry Wykiki, he won't be commentating on us us next week, that'll be Tyler and GARY NEVILLE for the cup final v MANCHESTER UNITED. It's in the Sky rule book. Carragher does Liverpool, Neville Man U and when they play each other you get both in case either club's set of arsehole fans in the south of England and the Midlands get upset.

Yes but it means more or something?

Also it's a bit like the 'tight game' predictions somebody made on here.

Correct.