Howmanheyman

'When I offered up my suggestion for who would be best placed to succeed me the room fell quiet and everyone looked my way, I think it was Mherdad who first said something like, 'You mean you'd still advise us?' before Amanda butted in said, 'Mherdad, shush, when Steve Bruce talks, people listen.' so I passed on my wisdom as they passed on my pay off cheque for services well earned.'

"You know who I think could do a job? That fella from Bournemouth who got them relegated who I've just accidentally on purpose slagged off because I was in the huff having to answer questions insinuating that I was a shite football manager.'

Whey aye you did, Steve, WHEY AYE.

When I saw Fish's post I was thinking we'll probably have Peroni on draught when they bring stuff back in house and maybe even have Guinness that isn't from a can and is cold. (I'll still have a pint or two in the many bars in town instead).

Charnley novelty signing to try and take some heat off.

Trouble is we've seen time and again wholesale changes can put you in bother. Like I said, it's hard to blame Howe too much if at all but there's one or two who haven't done their prospects of staying at the club in the long run any favours at all.

Was good catching up with @PaddockLadthe other day and having a bit dance.

This is my story! This is my song! Follow royal Harry and you won't go wrong For some say that William and Charles are just grand, But Harry and Meghan's the best in the land, C U N, T and S If you cannae spell it, here's what is says, Cunts, cunts, royal fucking cunts, It's down in the south that they bide For the talk of London toon Are the royal fucking loons And I hate everyone of them with pride. (Just because I'm bored, OK!?) 😁

I don't blame Howe for resting one or two given the game at arsenal and the QF coming up but four of the back 5 including GK was maybe a bit much considering how much some are lacking, you compound that by putting the likes of Ritchie, Anderson and Murphy in front of them and you're dicing with a KO. We all have our doubts about Lascelles and Lewis looked like he was Olly Murrs playing in a charity match, especially early on, Manquillo got a nosebleed on the counter and Murphy was Murphy who follows through in his shorts when he's got a break on and could score. Agree with Alex regarding Ritchie, finished now after being helped on his way by Bruce playing him out of position for so long. The Geordie maradona doesn't convince me so far although it is early but he just looks another graduate who will play in the lower leagues ATM. Like I say, Howe had a congestion/injury problem and yesterday showed just much he must surely know he'll be fucked if he's got to rely on some of these.

Well done and good luck next round but more importantly hope you go up. I'm sure it's no surprise to Ashworth but it's a little reminder of the shite, and I respect some of them, that needs moved on. Howe did too much tonight but he's got a good point to say they should do better.

FYP.

Murphy is a classic rabbit in the headlights player when he has a good break. A few of these are nowhere near good enough, put one in and we can cope, put a few in and it's risking it massively.

Netflix paying dividends again.... I thought the Afghan's clinging to the planes was desperate but it wasn't quite MLF desperate.

But think of the revenue they bring to this country! I'd say I can't stand them all, which I can't, but I hate the sycophants more. Politicians really grind my gears as well when they metaphorically lick the royal hoops.

Want to know what every Tom, dick and harry have said about Newcastle on the likes of talksport? Then the Ronny Gill is YOUR FUCKING MAN!

Used to be some big followings between the clubs especially at Hillsborough as it was our 'Pretendy' FA cup semi final when we were shite.

Your mate's Spotify top play.....

I always expect problems against anyone in the cups tbf. Only ever got to Hillsborough twice, never got beat so hope whoever Howe picks gets the same result.

I enjoyed that. 👍

I bet loads do that now. Watched 'The English' with the missus before Christmas and it was impossible to make everything out if the subtitles weren't on.

Exactly. 👍

They can call it the 'Netflix Stand' when it's built and unoccupied.

Grim day, biblical rain walking out, I jumped on top of a van from an overhead walkway to save time only to discover on landing it was a police van, luckily for me there was nobody in it but one of met officers shouted for me to 'come back here!' from the walkway I'd just jumped down from, me......

Can't even get the Mag behaviour right.