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I can get a hold of a trilby, Mac and a bit of white cardboard with 'Press' written on it no bother.

The in-laws have it on every time we pop around. The odd time I've seen it on at my mam's house, probably my dad got it on, that's an ex-mirror reader and one time labour voter, (I reckoned he abstained under Corbyn as he probably thought he was in the London branch of Al Qaeda), with about 25 years of switching to the mail behind him. He's ex-army but still.

Better twisting with Dyche than sticking with Lampard from an Everton POV unless you think he's the long term answer and I'm not really sure the evidence of his career to date points to that despite the early arse licking he got every other week especially at Chelsea early doors .

Magnificent.

I'm sure I read somewhere they're not a Chinese company but based there and their directors are from the UK. It sounded dodgy but no doubt legal. 'Singapore on Thames, did you say?'

Has anyone actually seen a bottle of caribou in real life, let alone had a drink of it? If it's the case nobody on here has then what chance does the mackem meff wannabe owner have with his rich energy shite?

Well done, Craig. 👍 When it asked what was your favourite Flavour I wasn't sure if it was a trick question? I just put original.

I'm starting to see a lot of stuff on twitter including the odd humble brag about rewarding those that watched the shite. Honestly, can see me staying away from that place for a bit as I seem to recall watching my fair share of shite as well. (Usually the same age group who come out with it as well in my experience, twenty/thirty something cunts).

I'm surprised she didn't say, 'Well if you weren't such a woke fairy you'd have been out on the street yourself with a baseball bat spreading enamel, blood and snot around the pavements, eee, our gemmill, if you were around in 1940 we'd all be speaking German now, just like Nigel Farage's missus.'

Was meant to say spurs as well as Liverpool for making the most of big incoming money for players.

What's your problem, like? Not like my username? And by the way, they're not crusty they're just well loved and been worn with pride for many a year.

They started from a better position, with better players to sell on, it can make a big difference if you sell on a player like Bale or Suarez for mega bucks and can reinvest well.

Lucky Giovanni! 😁👌

I think she lives in South Shields and married someone local? If he's a mackem that'll be classed as supporting them. But aye, the desperation of starting a thread like that.

Instant ban for @LondonBlue if you ask me?

Disappointing weekend, two points dropped and the wrong Manchester clubs winning and losing.

Sky narrative, spurs for the top 4 and in particular, us.

So we're basically saying that no club is willing to test Norfolk Mackem's valuation? [Stands back in amazement!]

Man City pissing about and spurs taking advantage, 1-0. Bum squeeking a bit here, mind. Need a ruthless blue comeback.

They're worth whatever another club is willing to pay. Has any club payed £10m+ for one of their players lately? I don't recall that happening so I'd suggest, in a shock turn of events, they're talking their usual demented shite?

Sky must fancy this spurs v man city clash as a VIP game as they've got Neville and Carragher commentating.

Last five games averages us out around 63-64 points.

It isn't all about ASM, I totally agree. I think we're looking a bit burnt out, a few players not in great form and other teams are preparing against us a bit better. All little details add up a bit.

Makes a change for me, the Lee Ryder of toontastic sentences sequencing.