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Howmanheyman

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  1. I think he's a Chelsea fan, despite the Spurs links.
  2. I filled it in for their delectation but they can fuck off in all honesty as I feel they've already chosen their viewpoint on our club/support.
  3. Can only echo what everyone else has said, I hope this place can pick you up at times and obviously you get some help that works for you. I know you've had some iffy dealings with psychologists and the like but I know for a fact, (and I hope he doesn't mind me mentioning this?) But wykki spent some time with someone and it really helped get to the bottom of his issues. He reckons he was very thorough so maybe try this lad? (Take care, mate).
  4. Watching the celebrations yesterday after every Man U goal was like this. It was a cricket crowd cheering a four in the middle of a test match.
  5. The mackem presenter, 'subdued atmosphere, can't blame their fans' They should be defiant as fuck, man! (And the atmosphere isn't subdued if you take our lot into account).
  6. These will be massively up for it, it's going to be a tough day if we're feeling the effects of injuries and fatigue? Not sure about how much the latter will effect us but can't see them, crowd and players slinking down. Hopefully we're at it ourselves.
  7. https://www.ft.com/content/503fb110-f91e-4bed-b6dc-0d09582dd007
  8. No ST, no points, I'm a new placca fan according to some dipshits on twitter. No I'll not be there.
  9. 🎵Now the Russian's getting sanctioned you'll be fucked. Now the Russian's getting sanctioned you'll be fucked. Now the Russian's getting sanctioned, Russian's getting sanctioned, Russian's getting sanctioned you'll be fucked.🎶
  10. #Freepints #Cheers #DontmindifIdo
  11. I thought Guest Archer was the Hampshire tourist board for half of his post? Only been to Southampton once when they were at the Dell. Got there at seven in the morning which became six as the clocks went back and had to trail around the place waiting for a bar to open as we were hungover to fuck and freezing. It was bleak as fuck from my memory, asked a lass if she knew where the Dell was in a perfectly normal way and was told to fuck off, I'm not sure if she was a prozzie but that was the general consensus afterwards. Anyway, if you're reading, although I don't give a fuck about your club at all I have to be honest and say that slow saints go marching in (or when spurs do it) has to be the biggest dirge sang around football stadiums.
  12. I've heard Sky are doing one of their shit promo's for the game......
  13. Must be a Soviet/Russian thing showing your body off?
  14. We're getting beat on Sunday, curse or no curse. I'd take a draw now and hope we then put a nail in Everton's coffin.
  15. John Wayne walks into a saloon in a small town in Missouri and asks for a whiskey, everyone in the saloon hushes and keeps their heads down. As he's starting his drink he loudly days to the barman, "When I finish this drink I'm a going to go to my horse and I'm sincerely hoping that someone in this no good, forgotten town has saddled him. If nobody has saddled my horse.........same thing that happened in Texas is gonna happen here." Everyone is shiting themselves and in their panic and fear, assume somebody else has done the job the Duke wants doing. John Wayne necks his drink then goes outside. A minute later the saloon doors burst aside as the Duke walks back in the establishment. "Well it looks as if my horse isn't saddled. Ok, I'll have one more drink for the road and this time, if my horse isn't saddled......THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS IS GONNA HAPPEN RIGHT HERE!" Everyone is bricking it and the nearest bloke to the door nips out and saddles Wayne's horse. The Duke finishes his drink and heads outside. He sees his horse has been saddled so gets up on it and slowly starts to trot along the dusty town road. A teenage boy looking on through the window on the saloon porch at what was happening couldn't hold it in any longer and ran up to the big man. "Mr Wayne! Mr Wayne!" He shouted, "What is it, son?" The Duke drawled back. "Mr Wayne, what, (gulp), happened in Texas when they didn't saddle your horse, sir?" The Duke spat out a piece of tobacco to one side then said to the boy...... ......."I had to walk home, son."
  16. I was just thinking about this gif the other day, he's such a fucking weird bloke. (Trump, not Rayvin, obviously. Cough, ahem).
  17. How Gemma and Fish see themselves when they're explaining XG etc..... .....as opposed to the reality.....
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