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Should've advertised handing out free Man U flags to get a full house.

'Jesus Christ!!! What the fuck is that?!?!" "Ah, Don't worry, it's just CT having a shite."

And we don't need any more fan division as I'm in the mood to kill.

I'm pretty sure the new safe standing doesn't actually gain places over the seats replaced or it does but not by much, for example, three seats replaced by four standing spots?

The bint laughing like Nelson from the Simpsons at Mitro falling as they go two down. YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

I'm still foaming I was barred from even applying for a chance of STs by not having any purchase history after 2017*, (I've been going to games for 40 fucking years including having STs when they became fashionable/a must for areas other than the East stand and Milburn/West Stand) yet someone who theoretically paid for one fucking game after 2017 or who took the FREE half ST fatty tried to bribe fans with could join the queue and hope to get a good random place in it). *Actually penalised for refusing to pay a NUFC owned Ashley any money in an attempt to help him decide to sell to new owners? Fuck off, man. (I know I'm getting myself worked up but I can't help it).

Fucking NUFC trust advised them so they can share the blame and you can tell they don't consider others who aren't in the same boat as themselves, I'm a (paid) member who has been to every home league game bar Everton and Leeds, there is no category for me but there is for the general public who has been to one cup game. It's unlikely they'll get one but it's not the point. I probably won't be bothering with the membership next season as it'll be a waste of nearly £80 considering I'll be out of a job part way through next season and the bairn will be 18 thus closing off the family section in L7 of the Milburn as an option and restricting the chances of us getting two seats together. (That's assuming they don't reduce the size of the family section which was the biggest in the league as fatty was desperate to get more in). I'm starting to get pissed off now and the similarities between now and promotion under KK are pretty similar except instead of being a bitter young man I'll be a bitter old man.

Could be part of the reason they only sold 1000 STs this season so no ST holders will be locked out if the gallowgate was part or fully demolished. Could be a temporary ban or reduction on away fans as ST holders are relocated? No members or general public would get to games but would obviously have a better chance once a rebuild was completed.

They're fucking willing Man U, showing league tables now and talking about catching Man City. It's blatant.

Fucking keeper. Commentators piping off Man U as per, 'Will there be a winner!!' I don't think they're talking about Leeds the tossers.

2-1 now, Leeds just hit the post.

I'm a bit like that when I watch Sunderland, they win more than normal but luckily I hardly ever watch them so it doesn't really matter.

I've had dreams like this.

True faith are putting on coaches from Tyneside taxi firm, Phoenix, the managing director of the firm is........ Two words, first word, two syllables, first syllable rhymes with lore, second syllable rhymes with he. Second word, one syllable, sounds (very) like bhoy.

It always would have been a very slim chance but there's literally no category I fall into. I'm a paid up member and I don't even qualify for general public as every home cup tie I was at graft bar the semi final which I put a last minute emergency holiday in for after the tickets were gone.

I'd hope they don't think a fan zone will cut it for fans not getting tickets? If you've a ticket the whole toon is your 'fan zone'.

My condolences, mate. I think I'd personally be raging if they did it the other way and let me work a full shift before casually saying he'd died at the end of it and they knew but there's no real good time to hear that kind of news.

I couldn't give a fuck about either of them, tbh, even the ok one so the amount of fucks given on the fallout couldn't be spotted on the world's most powerful microscope.

The missus and an old 'mate' (who wasn't on the scene when we were first seeing each other) came on the scene in the mid 2000s, there was two of them and wor lass, one of them was married to an ex-army, worked in the army as a nurse then divorced and married another ex-army. She's was a fucking nurse and relies on the NHS as she has a daughter with a disability and her husband is a borderline suicide job. If anyone would want to have the Tories out of power and protecting the NHS it should be her. No. Total Brexit nuts, anti-woke, Corbyn/Labour is Hezbollah, etc, etc. Stopped talking to wor lass as she would challenge her on Facebook, sometimes correcting her husband who is a thick Yorkshire cunt who correcting would've been like taking candy from a baby. Now the mate in middle pops round once or twice a year but can't mention it to Eva Braun and is more tactful round her but is far, far closer to wor lasses thinking but is scared to say anything. I would add that the missus despite having zero interest in politics previously became a labour member and is full on Corbyn so admittedly it was like immovable object meets unstoppable force but, aye, the lass is GB-rainwashed.

Can I guess? Department of the stiff upper lip good old British common sense? Department of could you do my good friend a bit of a favour, old chap? Comes from good stock, went to the right school, what, what? Department of let's make up another culture war subject to take people's eyes off the ball? Department of infiltrating news departments?

Never heard of the cunt. Next.

"Alright, Chief? Lee Rydeout from the Newcastle Morning Comical. I'm looking for my photographer in the press box, a Dr. Gloomy. Any chance you could direct me there via the mahogany of a public licensed premises?"

Sta-Press.