Howmanheyman

That Tyne and Wear derby v Gateshead is going to be tasty, mini Mags getting battered left, right and centre by MLFs. FTM.

I used to drink it pretty regularly but I was at work and it was gratis. Once I left the thought of paying for it just didn't sit right with me and I didn't usually drink it out of work.

Pep is king as is Klopp. Chelsea's Tuchel is revered but Howe is simply not in their league so is easy meat. I would say that Howe would be fucking lauded to the hilt if he was doing shit and our fans weren't impressed with his performances but I fucking love the ignoring of the money abramovich spunked on Chelsea or the tetchy Guardiola getting a free ride. There absolutely is regional prejudice at play and it isn't limited to football, it fucking stinks and needs called out far more vigorously as it goes totally under the radar anywhere else in the country.

I think he's Sunderland and an MK Dons fan. (Just kidding, he wouldn't support a direct rival).

That's nowt, man. I pinched the rear admiral's hat in the good Friday Tyne Wear riot in 1901. Here he is before I nipped in.....

He's waiting for the price to come down to a pound like someone waiting for the yellow ticket to go onto a last day 'use by' food item at a supermarket.

Never had him down as a bullshit artist, that's disappointing.

PSG looking like a disinterested team of mercenaries.

Just put Monaco v PSG jon just as PSG concede a penalty, they're already 2-0 down. Make that 3-0. Poch not looking a happy chappy.

Turned it off, fuck that.

Just put the Palace v Everton game on, how does Joe Cole keep getting these pundit gigs? He's never played for either side that I can recall and he's thick as fuck. At least Ian Wright is an ex-player (and an improved pundit to his early days).

And then made him go in the sea......

Thought you were on about the slavva?

SAFC1973 tells me he might be a Mackem? Not sure tbh?

That's a parody account, isn't it?

He may not be able to sell shit energy drinks or botulism snacks but he's still selling the dream to his fanbase. Fair play.

Is it ayatollah or Howay who loathes Jenas? Either way, he's apparently been reminiscing playing against Emerson v Boro for NUFC and it being a real tough battle despite Emerson leaving four years before Jenas joined NUFC. To be fair, I recall struggling against George Best playing on the Fosse field.

What an absolute cunt that man is.

The penny never drops does it, or they genuinely hope nobody gets the contradiction?

I'm bemused by CT's bemusement. (I'm not really).

That Gordon kid for them really reminded me of someone and it's been doing my head in, then I twigged who it is......

Dorty bastard. Disappointing ending to that game but I didn't see us capitalising on the red card, definitely didn't see them scoring either, mind. I honestly thought we weathered their early storm perfectly and were composed as fuck finding little pockets and being brave not hoofing it which is exactly what we did second half. A terrible goal to concede and a naive one as well. Felt robbed at Chelsea and no complaints whatsoever from the side but a few need a little bit of extra coaching and videos of what not to do. CT has obviously been doing some retro sniffing of tippax if he's still worried about relegation, mind. We need a striker for next season as Wood just doesn't look like he can score nor is particularly mobile, I get he's played his part and wouldn't dismiss that but I think a more mobile striker nicks us a win when we're on top, Wilson is that but it's no good when you're injury prone. Everton made it a dogs of war game but I'm afraid that's allowed especially when you're on a run like theirs plus that's the loudest and most sustained support I've ever seen them give their team for about a quarter of a century so we need to take that into account as well. Hopefully the good coach we seem to have knows what buttons to press with the players and sees the mistakes and errors so can help coach it out of them. No big deal in the cold light of day just need to be more brave with the ball and not give it up cheaply.

Shit day today just had the cherry on the cake.

We've been poor second half, no getting away from it.