Howmanheyman

OnePlus seven pro. Basically, although the bottom half is smaller and there's a seat you can sit on. 👍

A small cog. To be fair, I wish I had a smidgen of this fucka's mammoth confidence in himself.

The things I do for @Kid Dynamite! Go into that cafe to buy some scran just so I can take a proper pic of the arcade game and the picture must have too much resolution or whatever to let me put it up on here. Don't blame me, see @Ant. (It's an Atari game but the same graphics as the spectrum one).

No, it's Deyacan blue, marra.

Gold post.

🎵And al shit in the cheap seats In wa villages an towans Al be in division three Theyal be champions leyague Theyal ask me how it happened? Al say 'six in a row FTM' Theyal say isn't it a pity That false....mackem.... dig-na-tey. 🎶

'having good time with family...errr.... enjoy life..... happy for the fans..... Ashley make Newcastle leetle beet shit....once a Geordie always a Geordie.....geeet up them stairs y'bugger......a good moment for the fans.'

If I found KK in bed with wor lass I'd light him a tab when he was done then tuck him in if he wanted a kip?

If you muted the sound you'd think they were discussing solving world hunger, a pandemic, sanctions that killed hundreds of thousands rather than is Jose Mourinho losing the dressing room and is Southgate the man for England?

Holt a Man City fan and general bull's clem.

We'll be doing everyone a massive favour and help highlight it and have it discussed. You're welcome.

Shola spoilt himself big time for me. If he stays give him a job in the bogs handing paper towels to the players, it would be more useful than the role he had under Ashley and penfold. (Or put him in the foundation charity if I'm more in charitable mood).

Clearing his desk. Where's that jail picture superimposed on Buckingham palace? Downing Street or on the union jack? Or superimposed on the stars and Stripes or the Israeli flag? Or Chinese? Regional prejudice at work yet again, it's been happening for years and not just restricted to this takeover news. Fuck'em.

Let's be honest, any fan of any other club they talk to they'll always bring us up, 'aeya, what do ya think of Newacassul? The luv themselves and think theya Barcelona, you must hate them anall? Can ya be wa friends, like?'

There's always one who takes it too far.

I just can't get my head around people touting Eddie Howe and to be honest also before this happened but especially now?

Fair play to the PL lulling the greedy six into a false sense of security regarding their punishment for trying to break away. 'ok lads, you decide your own punishment, we don't mind, oh, did we forget to tell you? We've ok'd the Saudi's buying Newcastle United. Don't worry, your self punishment fine won't set you back too much.'

Need to change it now to 'Allan' 'winning' and 'penicoptor'. I think we can safely say that this is the week that Mike Ashley finally got the hang of this football malarkey.

His show/him/his production team are even worse than Robert Kilroy-Silk's show.

It's not the first time he's met her. 👍

Agreed. 👍

I put talksport on driving home to a clip from a clip, in this case Jason Cundy. Cunty struggled to hold down a place in a SHIT Tottenham side and a SHIT Chelsea side who we regularly beat while he was there if you're struggling to think who the fuck this absolute nugget is? Anyway, nonentity Cundy reckons not only does nobody outside of Newcastle support Newcastle but we have zero history and have absolutely nothing. Honestly warmed the cockles of my heart listening to the fume coming from him. Suck it up cockney wanker, suck it up real good.

Don't forget their mates at Goodison.

I wish. Sober as a judge at work. (I'll make up for it tomorrow/today). 🍺