Howmanheyman

Bring him home!

I must be the only cunt who hasn't seen anything of this kid on YouTube. (And that's the way it's staying).

GB news has been on when I've turned up at my folks house and also the in-laws. I've no idea what the fuck's going on with it tbh, not only that, my old man listens to the cunt on the radio!

I got up to him answering the door. That's quite enough. He's got some fucking tickets on himself, mind.

That was Mike on the NUFC strictly come dancing trying to do Russian dancing.

Ayoze Perez once got fish and chips from the harbour view, kids portion, asked for and extra wooden fork to show his kid. Sure I read about it somewhere?

I'm just clutching at potential problems because that's our lot in life.

"And in at number eight, Sole2Sole with 'Needles and pins'......"

He's got the gift of the gab, seems like he knows what he's talking about and what you hear about him is impressive. (I just hope he isn't Pardew MKII).

"Demba, wor kid! Ah bet ya had some reet laughs with Chancel M'Bemba! Lol! 🎶Demba/M'Bemba! M'Bemba/Demba, let's call the whole thing off!🎵"

🎵 Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And he shows them pearly white Just a jackknife has old Macheath, babe And he keeps it out of sight You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe Scarlet billows start to spread Fancy gloves, though, wears old Macheath, babe So there's never, never a trace of red Now at Wembley, ooh, sunny afternoon, uh-huh Lies a body just oozin' life Eek, and someone's sneakin' 'round the corner Could that someone be Mackem the Knife? 🎶

"Hi, sorry, are you the guy who is taking the drink orders? I'll just have a coke, please?" "Wha, wha, what?! Demba, man! It's me! Lee Ryder, man! R'memba? The knight? Pencil and paper man, make good Demba Ba story in local newspaper, make Newcastle fans like Demba?"

'Lifes not all about football is it?" He has a point but when you're in a press conference with a new manager of a football club then it pretty much is all about football isn't it?

Was it this bloke hiding in the bushes?

Fish reading this......

You've got enough on your plate dealing with essembee, tbh.

CT has the wrong Gabby. (Think he's on about Gabby Logan, (nee Yorath) than the Gabby he's put? (It's Roslin, not Roslyn). But apart from that.....

...... Episode 1: The StayDeeyam Too-a Well the first place they showed us in the StayDeeyam Too-a of a ground I've only ever been to on multiple occasions was the bogs. Wow! You just don't appreciate the complexity of them when you're just having a piss at half time. Apparently the StayDeeyam has a contract with Northumbrian water which is exactly the same as us!! All the piss and shit gets treated and is good to use again but stop press, thanks to brexit we can now see the process for ourselves in their new open plan sewage system called 'the rivers and sea' system! We even got told what the purple things that look a bit like soap in the urinals were called. Brilliant stuff. Next we got shown a light bulb and it was a replica of the ones they use in the boardroom!

I tell you what, mind, fish is a good sport, been on here for years and never really takes the huff does he?

Magedia in full effect.

I was looking for the 'escape pod', it's a few lads stuck in a 24/7 podcast who try to get out before their ears start bleeding.

Have you tried 'Newcastle Natter'? They seem quite educated on football matters and terms like 'Tarquestas' and also give you quite informal recommendations of books they've written themselves. I mean it might not be quite what you're looking for but they seem decent enough chaps.

This and 'guys'......