Howmanheyman

We used to roam the streets of Walker for bonny wood like feral urchins, nicking paraffin lamps, (no, actual paraffin lamps lighting up dug up parts of roads) and could only dream of having fireworks to set alight.

I'm fucking worried how you found this so quickly.

Can't remember, sure he was shagging someone over there he shouldn't or she didn't pay for some gear or something? What made it funnier is he still seemed traumatised by it?

Lad I follow just mentioned 1988, sacking McFaul and fannying around for ages trying to get a manager before eventually getting Jim Smith. I'm not saying the same thing's happening now but we got relegated then and Graeme Jones is starting to morph into Colin Suggett.

You think that's bad? We had a kid on here once who had to hide behind the settee as the triads were going to knack him.

🎵But if you should be evicted, yeah, from CT's 2nd home. 🎶

CT looking at the nominations for the ballon d'Or listening and singing along to Queen's 'Somebody to love' with the button mushroom twitching like a bunny rabbit's nose.

Actually darling it's Seaton Sluice.

As an aside, saw one 'Ewenited' fan laughing about the richest club in the world having Howe as a manager. They're the self proclaimed 'biggest club in the world' and they've got Ole via Cardiff and Muldle or whatever it's called?

Missed the goal, bugger.

Definitely Davro's.

I knew Boycott supported Man U which is hilarious. Who did Truman follow?

(My retort to ya Clinton Morrison, innit, blud)

Was it not a bit high brow for him? 'Ay up, Freddeh, y'wont chuffing belave wot that biffo the bears got up t'now, hee-hee'

Cunt. (Certified)

Ronnie Irani, Flintoff, Vaughan, Boycott and fucking Darren Gough. Not only cunts but also pipe up about football an alarming amount with the shittest opinions going. (Not sure if they're all Yorkshire but they sound close enough and that's good enough for me).

If there's one thing worse than a fucking Yorkshireman, it's a fucking ex-cricketer Yorkshireman.

Wraith: ''You are now famous! You are in the evening chronicle. Look.' Later, in the chronicle..... 'LOCAL PARENTS TELL OF SHAME AND SADNESS OF SON AND FRIENDS BEHAVIOUR!'

Uncanny. 🎶Imprese......sion of Clinton Morrison Yo say wykikki, no Morrison I licky boom boom down 'Tective man say wykikki Whatcha doin? A licky boom boom down🎵

Hope still on Bruce's case. (Obviously doesn't need to @ Alex Bruce as he'll be already following him).

The lot of them, it's their life, crack on etc but I'd tell myself to fuck off every time I looked in the mirror if it was me.

A cunt of a man. (Loads of them in that party).

You'd need kids of a certain age to know. Yes, I'm not only sad enough to be nostalgic about kids programmes from my own childhood but kids TV from theirs as well. 'Balamory'

AbsoHoolie.

MLF'dYP