Howmanheyman

'Son of Marco' 'Ghost of Rowell' Or something like that?

Eranu!!!

Anyone know who this ex-pro is? (It's not Billy Connolly).

I'm not watching it but a young'un at work was on his phone and was quite excited about Chelsea winning. I don't think he supports them. Obviously I was.......

If you think it's bad now, wait till we become good side competing. Can you imagine the meltdowns you'd have seen on twitter etc had the internet been around when we were bossing it from 92 onwards? Well, imagine no more in a couple of years time.

Do you remember that lass you went out with a few years ago who insisted on anal sex? That was her real cock she used.

BBC'MP

Brexit is the disease that cannot be mentioned.

It's a resigning matter as simple as that, obviously after chats and letters going back and forth, they're Tories, they're not going to do it off their own bat. Get another stooge in then call an election as the stooge hasn't got a mandate.

If they went up I'm sure they'd do excellently as their players and fans would surely treat each game as a cup final which would be a twat for the big clubs they play.

Bollocks, I could do with some petrol as well! Usually when shite like this happens I've usually got enough in till the panickers have filled up and then I fill up as normal.

The Leicester/supermac game didn't have cameras at it that day.

This fairy tale happened in Cala N'Ar.

We need to add 'Mackem on holiday' to the 'Mag at work', legend, like. 'Mackem on holiday reckons Penelope Cruz blew his pipe and said it was much better and bigger than the Mag's pipe. Said theirs tasted of gravy but ours tasted like champagne truffles. Gerrin!!! FTM'

FYP

Talking to Liverpool and Manchester City fans and only because he's a Sunderland fan did they bring the subject of Newcastle up? Fucking whey aye!!

Very surreal this game, a few of us went round to a mate's house as he lived with his mam who died that morning, he kept her illness to himself, we only found out right near the end. We're sitting in his having a few cans trying to console him, the match gets put on and by the time we come back from 1-3 down and Shearer gets the winner everyone, very much including our bereaved mate was diving all over his living room going mental. Grief is a strange thing.

EMP

We haven't been tainted with them for over sixty years in my constituency.

They maybe should've thought twice before investing in this at the airport but y'knaa, they had to show their PL trophy off the year we were in (and won), the championship.....

I know a few who worked in the shipyards and they fucking loathed them more than just football fans.

"Flippin 'eck!"

I think it'll be when CT's branch of SCS sponsored the man of the match award and he handed over a bottle of champagne and a £100 off voucher for any SCS settee to Andy Hunt.