Howmanheyman

AREEBA, MARRA!

I couldn't give a fuck what the Irishman with no blarney says, he's bitter about NUFC and has been well before this takeover, I've also heard him on talksport and his crack is lifting. He's muted on twitter for a good reason and I'm fucked if I'm giving him the traffic he wants.

When I saw I had a notification in the Excel thread I thought it would be CT telling me to take up taxi driving instead.

Was thinking of getting some excel/word training for the future when I'm kicked onto the dole next year but after reading this thread I'm starting to think it's a step too far.

I used to love going to away games and went when I could including many grounds that don't exist anymore. Can't remember me getting to these places then sticking 50p in a phone box and ringing anyone who'll listen, 'Well I'm at Elm Park for a 3rd round fa cup tie. I MUST BE INSANE AND ABSOLUTELY CRAZY FOR KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF! LOL!'

Twitter Supafan: 'Up at daft o'clock on my day off for a trip to wherever. WHY DO WE DO IT?' Because you can and you want to, daft cunt.

I'm finding this thread, flawed but interesting.

"ah'l give the next match thread a miss as ah don't think yiz can handle the Ryder crack, it's too brutal on yiz and Eddie's lads need all the help they can get if ah'm being totally honest."

It's not a good sign when you've barely got a game for a couple of years at an average, for their standards, Juventus side and Ramsey going to Rangers confirmed my suspicions.

He was going to say it three weeks ago but was tro-phy shy, hush, hush, eye to eye. (Getting my coat as you read this).

If the cunt who pinched my work's hi-viz vest from the washing line is reading this, you can run but you can't hide.

I still haven't had it and I don't think I'd be asymptomatic as the first AZ knocked me down for a day and I sweated buckets that night. The first booster, moderna, I wasn't as bad but still had a slightly hungover feel.

There's been two home games fairly recently where they've just scraped a lead in injury time, it looks like they're struggling up front, getting possession but the other side is comfortable with it. This could be the year they finally sort their play off hoodoo but I wouldn't be betting on it, (if they make it to the play offs in the first place).

My mood is not being helped by struggling to view this site or post on it without getting this message...... NET::ERR_CERT_DATE_INVALID

"....and then he said 'they don't like western pundits based here aggressively defending the country'..... Honestly, Graysy, I'm still laughing now!"

'Why wudeye want to soign the oil monoi jawdoize when he's at the Man Yow of the West Midlands? Delowshinill thowse jawdoize tbh.'

Probably shite and who knows if his current decent form is only temporary but if the headline causes a few twitchy sphincters in the West Midlands then all's good. ®HMHM seal of approval.

I hope it went as well as it could, Strawb?

Nothing's off the table with these cunts.

They're useless cunts as opposed to dangerous cunts. Dangerous cunts trump the useless cunts because they can manipulate them. Both can also be smug cunts.

Looking forward to seeing this thread bumped in the near future......

"The only prediction ah'm ganna make is that the beer will get hammered and mebbees Tottenham will anah'll. Lol. Laters!"

Done.

"Like Alannis Morrisette said once back in the days of entertaining Newcastle United sides, 'Isn't it ironic, don't you think?' Once loudmouthed, cockney gobshites with holsten piss on their shirts buying our best players plus Kevin Scott and Ruel Fox to now showcasing Son and Kane for NUFC to see if we're interested in buying them? Lol. This is your match thread and I'm the people's chosen reporter, been there, marched up seven sisters, watched some frisk just a few yards away and now telling it like it is, straight from the shoulder like one of my mentors, one John Gibson esq. 'Caaaamm on you Spuuuurs', nar son, pipe doon, the proper chanters are in the smurk today to show you how supping, crooning and hopefully how football is done. Laters, Ryder and out!"