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Honestly, man, it's mental. There's been a few things I've had to fight and I've won them all. The more they try it on and I have to stick up for myself, the more they obviously get agitated about me. I'm honestly not a trouble maker, but I'd have been sacked by now if I'd not rolled over. They're an extremely petty company.

Mine's better now if I can stay in it. I was moved to a better job, there's just two of us left alone to get on with it with minimum hassle, it's when you get moved out to cover that the shit hits the fan, which happens a fair bit. Still hate the place and they recently tried to put me on a final stage sickness warning by basically making an illness up and breaking all known procedures.* They absolutely love me, like. *Not for the first time I got something overturned and put right.

Had a shit day yesterday, drank waaay too much, shitty disturbed sleep and start back to work while most of you will be going home later on. I'm sitting here like a condemned man and I'm pretty sure I'll be shifted elsewhere as I don't think we've any work on the 1st couple of weeks so am expecting to get shafted as you always do when you move Dept's. Dreading it and I'm knackered already before I've even begun!

Some of our players are limited, it's no secret, yet Rafa has us near the top with loads of wins and an insane goal difference because he's drilling these players to play a certain way and making them a unit because he's a very good manager. We're not Brazil 70 but if/when we get promoted I won't give a toss. The bloke needs time build the club/team and if we back him I'm pretty sure he'll deliver. Right now he's doing what he can with what he has to play with and it's generally working. I was pissed off we lost yesterday but a little perspective goes a long way sometimes.

I was just thinking I could do with a pay rise to get a New York apartment or a yacht.

Can't believe the bullshit from sky there for that finish. Robert did similar in a televised game and nobody went anywhere near as OTT as these cunts. What else was he he going to do? The fucking balls behind him and he sticks out a leg. Unfucking believable the way the sky wankers went on, (no idea what the prick's called who presents it is called?) Seriously question if they've ever kicked a ball in their lives?

Hark thou hear! Essembee sing When the £20m clown walked off with nowt. And he will post, forever more Because of new years eve day.

I'm going to the game. Ewood out in front as my most visited ground. Wouldn't be surprised if it was for a few others as well.

Roses are red Violets are blue Blackburn nothing Newcastle two.

PL was supposed to be up for the game but his flight was cancelled because of fog the part time fucking lightweight.

If it's Twitter then aye, that's me. Handsome bastard aren't I?

I don't think I'll be there next year promotion or not. 25K customers plus a few hundred young divvies trying their best but somehow making things worse. Worst I've ever seen things up there.

To most this is a harmless joke to laugh at, to others a serious way of getting supernatural forces to help you cheat, for the likes of Pardew and big Sham it's a whole new layer of defeat excuse.

Canny. I've a book about magic beans, it'll change your life. Yours for £500.

Award winners are usually the best around, tbf. (Especially Trinity Mirror regional sports journalist of the year winners.)

No one likes a scab. Less tickets this time down there, they were knobs about the bars you could get in last time, this year as well by all accounts, plus the game itself. Fuck'em.

Accountants unfriended. So-called accounts unfriended immediately.

If you didn't go to games in the 1980's and early 90's your views are utterly irrelevant to me and if it was possible to accidentally stand on your posts I'd grimace and wipe my shoes vigorously on the grass till all evidence of your post was gone.

Seriously, who the fuck would sit and watch that daft cunt and his mates?

FYP

I was so impressed with his first year, not even so much the goals but his knack of retaining the ball under pressure and coming out of it and bringing his teammates into the game. Anyway, he's well away from that standard and has gone from a real prospect who I thought would be prized away from a then rotten NUFC to a player who doesn't start championship games.

I expected better from Mitrovic this season but Perez has been the biggest let down for me so far, the ball stuck to him like Velcro in the PL, he's so far off the talent that emerged a couple of years ago it's untrue, he should be murdering this division and bringing players into the game.

Awful to be honest. Haydon and Colback look much better alongside shelvey. By themselves they're a bit, well, shit, creatively at least. We're so fucking flat at home at times and it's a bit of a worry that when we go behind it's almost always curtains. We can all see the good points of this squad under Rafa but fuck me, we've seen some bang average performances mixed in with the hidings we've gave. Must do better and probably will.

Aye, but it's the thaw that counts.