Howmanheyman

'Massive lads fan being held back in the escort at Sid James. Apparently broke through the escort five mins later and personally knocked out five Mags with just two punches. FTM.'

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/is-steve-mclaren-a-massive-lads-fan.1150488/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/massive-lads-fan-in-kensington.1064159/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/massive-lads-fan.1063605/ :lol:

Only a matter of time before homo-C-Tapian loses the 6th finger, stands up to wipe his arse and stops voting conservative. Firsts needs to sleep on his back though. Baby steps.

Was pissing down about an hour ago, now full on snow. Weird.

About fifty yards from my house you pass from Newcastle into Wallsend, North Tyneside so I'm near the border to be fair. My next house, (surveys permitting, will be further in Walkerville, Marra. FTM)

I've just noticed you can moderate your own topic. Ahhh, the temptation.

Or coughing.

It's not good for snoring, though.

I don't think about it.

Started snowing in Walkerville. (That's in Newcastle for you OOTers/OOCers).

Yes.

We had Orwell's animal farm rather than 1984. Suffered both of those Shakespeare books too. Of mice and men too off the top of my head. I'm sure we read a lot more than three.

Try the Odyssey by Homer. It's a traditional classic and you can't get much older a book. Think of the history.

Did you not read that at school?

Errr.....

We've had some good wins down 'the Lane' even in our shit periods, we've also had a few howkings. I usually fancy us to get something against these on an afternoon game as I think their fans can sometimes be a hindrance to them and I don't think they've really been at it after Europa games in the past. That said, they're unbeaten this season in their immediate games following their Europa ties and they look a bit more resolute this year. Home win, 2-0.

"Who's at the door CT? "Errr, it's just some of the boys from next door, dear! I've invited them for a Wham themed BBQ!" "Yo CT! Where's that bong party you promised, dude? We're fucking on it like bonnet, man."

:lol: I don't watch shite. Reality TV is never on in my house. The only thing I feign about TV is pretending I don't fancy any hinny on a film I might be watching in front of the wife.

There's the most horrible cunt at work on our shift, we all reckon he's retiring next year. Everyone's looking forward to his retirement more than him. He's lazy, he's a twat, he has zero craic, he looks like oliver Hardy, he's deliberately awkward when you need everyone pulling in the same direction. Now I'm NOT saying Wyki is as bad as him, (that's impossible), but this horrible fucka still gets invited for a couple of pints at the end of the last shift before Christmas. Unfortunately for us he never goes anywhere like Paris so we can't work around his holidays.

He played the baddy in 'back to future' and had a small part in 'St. Elmo's fire. J69's a big fan.

Going on a night out with the lads after coming off nightshift? You'll be a waste of a good shirt. (Or Christmas jumper).

Would be funny if he actually did get a Samsung TV all the problems their TVs have been renowned for over the years.

It's no secret they're desperate. They blatantly couldn't give a fuck about anything other than profits on player trading, collecting the TV money and making the ground look full as if there's absolutely no problems at this club, no sir.

Bit early for the 'taxi hero' act?

Does nobody ever say, 'no thanks' to these horrendous nights?