Howmanheyman

Edwards used to be in love with Kieron Dyer in his early days on the United beat. Blatantly wanted to be bezzie mates iirc.

I'm just not so sure it would've been much better. And the bloke left for better t&c's. He absolutely was not forced out nor are the fans to blame for carver getting the job. Scoobos came across 'I told you so' with all the grace of Anne Widdecombe attempting ballet.

Eloquently put. I must try that one day.

Something similar happened with a viz type magazine where it had a picture of Rolf Harris with the caption, 'Everyone's favourite' underneath it. We were out of our minds laughing at it off our boxes on acid. (Obviously this was before we all knew he was a colossal perv). Was around 1990-91-ish.

I got more enjoyment out of watching Nobby than Gerrard or Lampard.

Was in hysterics laughing at a picture of a very young Steve Watson on the cover of a NUFC programme with some pals when on acid, Seemed like my ribs were going to burst through my chest. He had curly ginger hair and it obviously tickled us. We eventually had to rip it up as it looked like he was laughing at us.

That's a 'Yes' then.

Much wanking?

Watched 'Dirty rotten scoundrels' last night. Haven't seen it for years. Still found it funny.

Couldn't give a fuck to be perfectly honest. Lampard will get you more goals, Gerrard in his prime could grab the game by the scruff of the neck.

Pardew's record was indefensible man, you fucking knacker! Anywhere else he'd have been sacked long before he chose to leave. He was never, ever getting sacked here, so hold your piss in with the 'vindication' shite as supporters being unhappy with Pardew had no effect whatsoever on the club's main problem, the owner. I think the points haul had Pardew stayed would've been very similar to Carver's points as last season's 2nd half of the season showed. Pardew would've done worse then even last year as the personnel are one year older, one year less interested and the squad one year more depleted. Wanting Pardew out is not the same as wanting Carver in. Some of those footballers you mentioned were just as shit and lethargic under the previous tit in the dugout, btw.

Aye, I'll never forget where I was when that big story broke. Momentous times they were.

Sounds a bit like gemmill to be honest. Don't be fooled by the yoga bollocks, he's the Rab C Nesbitt of Toontastic.

Funny, most Scots I've seen on the piss couldn't drink cold tea. You must be an extraordinarily bad drinker.

Aye but, pardew winning at Anfield, though. Glad I can't see his face.

I'm a maverick poet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wJnEg7P-38 WTF? This is the closest football video to a workplace health & safety video I've ever seen from the narrator to the background music.

The people's poet speaketh, btw.

Gemm's little pony Skinny and bony The pink yoga princess Doesn't eat or drink to excess

Just seen the sky saturday goons talking about Palace and Pardew, absolutely and to no great surprise there was not one mention from them of the fact he's now lost the last four in a row.

Fifth defeat in a row for Pardew if Liverpool don't fuck up Gerrard's last home game for this season.

It's all about London isn't it? No need to hide it in the next anthem. Once the capital is got rid of, the anthem after London Calling can be 'I'm free' by the soup dragons.