Howmanheyman

Yep, was a bt thing. Phoned them up and told them it was in their interests to sort it out.

The good players have already had their fun and called it a day by your age. It's only the kids who never got picked who make hay when the cream retire.

Just watching villa and Liverpool at the min. Villa will go down, benteke looks shit and he's their main hope. Pundits are deluded when bigging Liverpool up. They're a million miles behind the top sides.

When you're king, you can afford to give teams a two goal start.

"Turf Moor is taff, trast me. It was freezing when we got ere, minus free centigrade and the guy showing us where to park was dressed up only wearing the Burnley kit."

Wait.......... not yet.......... it's coming.......... (It would probably be good for my back but the promo video and background music etc, ffs).

Coloccini looks a better player playing alongside Taylor, it's as simple as that really although that doesn't necessarily get our Captain off the hook with his odd shit performances.

Williamson just drags people down to his level, it could and and should be the other way round where he ups his game but we have a soft underbelly when we do concede. No surprise we have so many heavy defeats because apart from the Pardew factor we have had largely the same three players rotate the centre half position according to injuries/suspensions for the last four years.

They obviously didn't have enough 'hard working taxpayers' working there.

Good points. As long as he's selling Ashley to the Rangers fans then cares?

The craic on the European football show absolutely hammers the likes of sky and BT's English coverage. The French lad seems pretty convinced we're in talks with Garde in London. He isn't one of the Sunday supplement boys but you never know, he might be right.

'When you lose players like what we done when Chrissy Waddle and Gazza went to the lane then you frow in Pedro to Liverpool. ....let me tew you, any clab is going to straggle a bit. Cabaye going was just kicking a clab when it's dahn."

Totti pissing about with his phone taking a selfie after scoring. What the fuck?

Aha! It's just highlights first before the napoli game. Thanks for telling me the score, Ant!

According to the sky tv guide its on at six. Bastard. Was looking forward to it.

This man u side have no real shape at all. Just like days of old, trying to buy the league with stars but failing to build a team. Shit game. Hoping for better in the Rome derby on bt sport.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30747185 So 'hard working taxpayers', (If I hear one more slimy fucking Tory come out with this phrase I swear to God. ) will not be able to strike unless they have 40% votes from ALL eligible voters. They'd also end a ban on agency workers taking their places. Only 15 out 303 Tory politicians secured more than 40% of all eligible votes in their constituencies. (Not sure how many of the eligible voters were hard working, how many were scroungers or how many were lazy workers). So basically, do as we say, not as we do, take what we give you, not we are given ourselves and have even less rights than we've already taken off you through the years. No, just carry on being 'hard working' for your bosses, (Gawd bless 'em) so they get better bonuses and better incentives and don't worry so much about yourselves and your hard working family. Or you still working hard? Good, good. Carry on.

We rolled over once the first went in. 'Keeping it down' when you're just a goal down is just aDifferent shade of rolling over.

Can you imagine one of Keegan's players or even Sir Bobby's coming out with statements like that? The stench of mediocrity and small time thinking is stinking our club out since Ashley came to our club. You can't tell me the prospective players aren't briefed on the Ashley model in negotiations. There's not even a pretence of ambition. 'Yeah, we're not a big club, but do the business and we'll let you join one.' Too many of our players come out with these statements, there's obviously no worries about getting a slap on the wrist by the club from them.

Beyond parody, that show.

I've a great idea. Did it with my two before we went to paris Disney. Wish you had mentioned it that Saturday, man!

He got the ball from Varadi and the 'crowd sucked it in'. There you go. No need for thanks, just send £50 to Ant at toontastic who'll pass it on to myself.

Who the fuck is luke? I hope this isn't another one of your Inter Milan fantasy boys?