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Bit cruel that, MF. CT just happens to suffer from Bulimia Amnesia. He binge eats but forgets to throw it back up.

What about next years tea lady? Any ideas? As much as I've admired Kath Cassidy's efforts over the years we have to face facts, she's 85 years old! I know she can still knock up a lovely cuppa on her day but maybe we should bring in some new blood? I'll be writing a blog about this very soon so can you throw me some ideas and suggestions, please? My favouirite for the job is Shola with Stevie 'Tayls' Taylor as his assistant. Cheers.

I clear my throat and tap my glass regularly too but instead of talking I just point to the bar, usually to my best man as it happens.

This time next year, I'll be a millionaire. year older.

I've managed to find a new, smart bukta shirt and shorts. Great fit, material is spot on and is virtually the same as one of of our old kits. Just waiting on the old badge coming then I'll have a lovely retro kit (minus socks) for about a 1/4 of the cost of a shirt from the likes of score draw/Toffs. Double The Wolf of Walkerville feels an opportunity arising.

Pretty hard to spoil Arsenal's shirt but credit to puma they've pulled off another cheap looking effort.

My best man was at least as useless if not more so than me when it came to speeches, what was great was everyone helping and reassuring him and willing him on. It was great seeing everyone helping and wishing everyone involved well. Just a great day really despite my reservations. One of our Bridesmaids who was 13 just got married a couple of weeks ago and had her night time do at the same place we had ours which brought the memories back a bit.

Good for you! Anyway, did anyone ever watch 'The meaning of Life'? For some reason it comes to mind.

Hope you had a good day, Jill.

I can't remember much about the speech to be honest despite practicing in my head constantly whenever I had a moment to myself a few weeks beforehand. Like I said, it was a weight off once I'd stood up and said my bit. I felt a stone lighter.

Stopped at that bit, mate.

I can't remember mentioning I loved my Wife, mind. Was too busy remembering who to thank and mentioning her uncle who was supposed to give her away but died a couple of months before the wedding. Basically was trying not to fuck it up as I don't give speeches and certainly never did back then.

Those with cat's are the cruelest. Might as well impale poor Tiddles on a small wooden pole and turn him on a spit for a few hours till you get that lovely chargrill effect. Goes nice with Louisiana hot sauce.

Next mission, Mike Ashley 'just going'.

We had five years together before we married. I absolutely dreaded the wedding day but once the speech was out of the way you can relax and just enjoy yourself. I was surprised how much I enjoyed the day itself as I can't be arsed with the fuss.

He had very good control with a ball did McGhee. Very skillful. Ryder largely uses quotes from Quinn/McGhee rather than his own patter so it was a fairly bearable read.

Thanks folks, was told if you're going to get epilepsy this was the the version to get and once they got the dosage correct everything was ok it was case of waiting a few years as her version usually goes itself but still, she didn't like taking the medicine as it was 'horrible', (it was), and it was/is always a worry that it could turn into full blown epilepsy.

My youngest Daughter was diagnosed with childhood absence epilepsy about three years ago. After an EEG today, following one last year, it looks like it might be gone as the last two never showed any real signs of activity. She's being weaned off medication from today and it should take about ten weeks to get her off it. Hopefully it's gone for for good and we wont see any 'blank' episodes which the medicine smothered. My fingers are well and truly crossed.

Fourteen years married today, JaMouse. FUCKING GET OUT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!

Good luck with that one.

Had approx ten pints yesterday afternoon/early evening followed by a pizza with chillies and jalepenos on it.

Spent an hour or so at the hoppings earlier on for the first time in almost twenty years. Going to sound like Gemmill here like but that had to be the biggest percentage of charva per person since the last time I walked down Wallsend High Street. Even bigger if I'm honest.

Two bottles and he's arseholed.