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Howmanheyman

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  1. He can always mutter loudly to himself whilst spending some of the previously saved cash in the event of an imminent relegation battle later on this year.
  2. Fours years old? Get him something in a big cardboad box, make it into a den and watch a happy contented child play for ages. Chuck toy out 12 months later when it's beyond any reasonable doubt he never, ever, ever plays with it. Ever. Keep the box though.
  3. How much to bring in a load of Amalfitano's or Goslings? Is this Spanish kid earmarked for the reserves? We might end up with a lot of signings, my guess is at least half will be bought not on ability but on affordability or transfer clauses.
  4. Aye, who do we think we are? 55,000 screaming Geordies collectively writing an article where we claim to be the dominant North-East club. What Mag Kernts we all are.
  5. There's always the January window if he thinks we need substantial player 'trading' to keep us in the division.
  6. He definitely got a guilty semi on when he painted on the black & white stripes, mind.
  7. They reckon he's from Boldon, so I hear.
  8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL0w1MO1h8c&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop
  9. Good shout but I can't remember what he looked like either.
  10. Same as me. ......Is the wrong answer surprisingly enough.
  11. Anyone care to name all of these Italians from 1990? I can get seven so far.
  12. From the Mirror I take papertalk with a huge pinch of salt but that last bit seems something like I'd imagine us trying to do if we thought West Ham might bite.
  13. BBC Reporter: "So Roy, what do you realistically think could happen in Brazil with England?" Roy: "We'wl, wiwth a fair wind I hope we can make the Quarter Finals." BBC Reporter: "What about you, Jurgen? How do you rate the United States chances?" Klinsmann: "I really think we can go all the way and win it, then successfully defend it in four years time in Russia with the US President giving the Commies the finger as our Skipper lifts the trophy once again." BBC Reporter: "Do you not think you're getting a bit carried away, Jurgen?" Klinsmann: "Well Roy started it."
  14. Pleased you seem ok bar some soreness, this place would be a right pain if you didn't fix the technical hitches, just not be the same without you. Anyway, Gloomy nailed a presentation....
  15. ......And medical science was eternally grateful for the brain cell which represented the Borders region, Rob.
  16. "Butter is better Margerine, CT. I'm the only Marge you should have time for. Now be a good boy and try not to bite your fingers when you're eating that sandwich."
  17. I wouldn't knock the kid too much, mind. It probably takes his mind off things like wanting but not getting his leg over. (Who am I kidding?) :lol:
  18. Jesus! Imagine if we'd signed a genuine class player from them?
  19. Would also explain that 9 foot shark being eaten by something big and hungry.
  20. He was no James Cordon. RIP Peoples Poet
  21. Ginger Jack Colback Ginger Jack Colback Signed him on a free, From Purgatory, Ginger Jack Colback.
  22. Shirt didn't sit right on me, thought I'd sell it now while mugs are buying England tat World Cup fever is at its height.
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