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M'oaning a'bout f''ucking a'postophes. H'as i't c'ome t'o t'his, m'an?

Has anyone seen the club crest on the new away shirt, yet? Looks and feels like you could just peel it off. It won't last two seconds with any active bairn. Cheap as anything.

If you don't laugh you'll cry.

Hopefully. There'll be a few Rocky Balboa's knocking around tonight full of peeve in pubs and clubs that's 100% guaranteed.

I'm out for six, back to my pals where there's a few round to watch it for about nine. Really hope it's over in the first round with the first couple of punches as I can't stand boxing any more.

Who asked you Herr Gruber!

no spracken ze Bampsen, mein herr.

The majority of our fans are German?

A good businessman should take advantage of our history and promote the club as an institution, even bullshit it up a bit to help create interest. We seem to not bother. See all the banners around grounds like Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal etc lauding their history/old players? It all helps the 'brand'. Building a good side does as well like, but baby steps and that.

I think its came from the internet, Andrew.

If it bares no resemblance to a Newcastle United shirt it's probably the next shirt.

Nowhere close.

No chance

Probably the most romantic gesture I made was writing a poem about the missus in the nineties before we were married. I think it was about the time she was starting to get a little uppity about the odd away game I went to. Wrote it in the week leading up to the cup semi-final at Old Trafford v Sheff Utd I think. It worked.

I went round to some nurses place and had a right good go at her front garden. All I got was a cuppa afterwards.

I told Mrs HMHM to have a nice lie in on her birthday rather than get up to make my breakfast then knock my bait up when I was on early shift.

Up until a few minutes before that pic his agent had told him that the Sunderland move was just a smokescreen to get other clubs to make a serious bid for him. As he's holding the scarf up he knows he's been fucked over by his agent.

Do they pay you for the trial shift?

I wish I had NJS's dilemma! Hope the first lot offer you the job then move if numero dos company ask you to join them later on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lkS_0OVDVU&list=UUSmnYSUTz1Dyu9DsBGoeGDQ Keegan's patter not something I'd expect from Pardew.

Forty five years ago today, Put's Arsenal's 'draught' nto perspective.

The Geeks speaketh! Nexus it is!

They knead more dough as well.