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Launched a type II class U Boat on Sunday via my arsehole. It needed dismantled before the third flush despatched it into the North Sea.

On the bright side, one less excuse to peddle for Pardew/Charnley etc on behalf of Mike.

Didn't see last night but three late goals seems a bit karma. Have a tiny bit of sympathy as like PL I've met a few decent scousers on my travels. The gloryhunters from all corners of Britain can fuck off though.

Lovely. Can they do one on the man who employs him now?

"What's In your head? in your he-e-e-ed? Zanetti, Zanetti, Zaneti-ee-ee-ee-ee, ar-har-hey-yah."

First it was.... Then it was...... Now it's......

This is OLIVER HOLT...... "Blah, blah, City, blah, blah, United, blah, blah Mourinho, blah, blah Arsenal etc, how'd you like my alice band by the way?" This is CHRIS HOLT..... ".....And this demonstrates Pardew's 33% losses after the initial purchase of the players but before they've been Pardewed which adds a further 8.9% to the 33%, thus."

">Did the one on the left get an electric shock?

#spoiltbyalanpardew/leeClark/chrishughton/michaelo'neill

In life I was Budgie I should've been free I was captured in the jungle And sold to CT My life was shortlived And let it be said When your owner gets bored, your pet ends up dead. RIP The Budgie

Sure we can call Pardew but surely the player has to take responsibility.

Small club syndrome to be honest, can't make their minds up on their shirt.

And Lee Clark was a fan of his too.

Thanks Shane.

A day at the match with Henry Winter for Gemmill for getting it right! A day at the match with Lee Ryder for Tom for cheating.

A dirty rotten cheater, eh? May your balls fester and your arse seize up!

I forgot about Southampton, although they've fucked about with their shirt before to be fair.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-blot-out-negativity-7072243? It must have been his twin brother sitting in the stands then.

Thought he'd been sacked for a minute. Thread name change required from mods/admin, please. Earn your corn boys (and girls).

West Brom's new home shirt. (It actually looks alright it's just not their proper shirt, though). Remember Sheff Wed doing something similar a good few years ago as did the Mackems. (Any idea who this decent goalscorer was? Clue, he scored goals and was better known after he left them).

Storyville - blackfish the whale that killed. On BBC iplayer. About the killer whales in places like seaworld who have killed humans probably due to the nature of their cruel existence. Fascinating watch and seaworld slaughtered by ex employees and this documentary. Blatantly lying about deaths amongst other things. Watch this and you'd never go to one of their shows.

"Is there anybody there? Speak to us!" "This is CT's budgie, or should I say former Budgie. He bought me, got sick of me after a week and got rid. Someone save the chickens from my fate! I'm under his patio and I can't even rest in peace as the daft fucker thought his manure wouldn't smell. P.S. Tell Mrs Budgie the money's in the biscuit tin."

AC Milan v Inter. I can't believe how much the standard has dropped here, mind. Absolute shit from both sides and not the first time when I've seen them.

Grimsby fans working themselves, Clee?