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Pretty sure there was an early John Hall interview in the Sunday Sun just after he sold it to Ashley where he suggests the motive for the buy was to use as a vehicle for his sports clothing company and that seems the most likely to me. Newcastle United Football Club are now just sportsdirect's advertising tool.

Anyone know anything about reading magazines digitally? As TF has gone 100% digital it seems the only way to get it is either on apple stuff like ipads of which I don't have, (but the wife does), or some android app called 'exactly'. I read a review of the app and it was slaughtered. The TF subscription is now cheaper which is great but how the fuck do you get to read it at work for example? Fucking technology has a lot to answer for.

He's not little.

If your local pizza/kebab shop floats on the stock exchange I WILL be investing.

Benfica beating Juventus 1-0. 20 mins in and already a far better game to watch than the shit Mourinho and his cheats dished up the other night.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/joe-harvey-memorial-unveiled-former-7028755? http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9281209? Thought I'd put this in here although it probably deserves it's own thread. This is what Newcastle United is about, something the likes of our owner and his paid lackeys, (including our manager), seem content to erode with their defeatist rhetoric and actions.

He'll be wearing a pink carnation. No pressure.

Get yourself booked in!

'I want people to know we're pound for pound doing as best as we can against sovereign state owned clubs, Thanks to Mike.' A Pardew

Really hope they get an away goal early on at Stamford Bridge.

Townsend, "tried to take it down on his chest" as already yellow carded Lampard deliberately handballs.

Running the clock down, loads of 'wounded soldiers' and not a peep out of the commentators.

Who's Toontastic's 8%?

Beardsley, (as much as I loved him as a player), can be Smeagull. Mike's wages to Peter is obviously precious to him.

These cockney bastards are going to get a result here aren't they after losing to the Mackems on Saturday?

If managers were Lord of the rings characters he'd be Grimer Wormtongue. I'm sure the wanker called the Manchester reds 'united' twice, deliberately the other day as well.

Like a microwaved button mushroom.

Well put.

Pop along, I'll ask them to knock you up a bacon sarnie/beefburger.

FYP

Might go along to this if I can, (shifts/ bairns football permitting).

Pards issued a 'come and get me' plea.

Heard an American Man U fan on radio 5 this morning saying sacking Moyes would be a bit harsh but they've never plumbed the depths they are at the minute. Also heard some financial bloke on BBC breakfast claim Man U were just out of the 2nd division when Fergie took over. Where do they find these fuckers?

Apparently Stevenage Borough are relegated if they get beat today. They're 2-0 down. Shame.

Too many pain au chocolate for Le Enfant blubberie.