Howmanheyman

You should support Aston Villa, mate.

HI EVERYBODY! I'm avoiding helping my 8 year old daughter do her her homework, she's meant to write a fictional story and it should be about an A4 size page long, maybe more. Could you write one out in the style of a primary school kid if you have ten minutes spare, please? Thanks.

"Hi everybody!" - Dissertation boy ten years on.

..........posted your first online questionnaire for your dissertation?

We're debt free!! We owe £129M He's not charging us any interest! (We'll be able to repay the debt quicker!) We haven't repaid a nut (other than the relegation loan). Sports Direct and associated MA brands are getting free advertising which is revenue lost to the club. Ah but this is because he isn't charging interest, so in effect the loan is not interest free. And the loan amount never goes down but his 'interest' payments of 'free' advertising carries on. (seven years worth so far and counting!) All hail the Genius!!!

I've got to say the CL leaves me cold half the time and has some shit and meaningless games but its been great seeing the 1st leg games of the English sides now we've reached knock out stage. Think Chelsea will spoil things by not losing so won't bother watching it all.

Was in a course at work today with someone whose surname was 'Mott'. I almost had to chew through my gums to stop myself asking him if his lass was called 'Hairy'.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-26349545 Uncomfirmed reports that the famous half Indian/half Geordie Submarine hero, Captain Gandeep, may be involved.

Let it go, Benjamin, let it go.

We're debt free but we aren't. We have an interest free loan which is great but the loan amount never goes down. The man buys the club, owns the club, makes mistakes, pays for those those mistakes then bills the the club with an IOU.

Well said, Zanetti. Totally agree.

Never once crossed my mind that our little Denzil is anything other than mine. Bless.

Case closed.

Also have to take into account QPR's stuttering form. If they fail to get promoted the fee will go down or they'll just loan him out again. A 2nd season out of the PL and they really wont want to be paying his wages.

Who are our main men in the transfer dealings (incoming)? Are they given a strict mandate? Are we confident we can get the quality and quantity of players I suspect we might need next year? This eighth spot might look a lot better next season depending on our recruitment in the summer.

FYP. No we wont and most players will want good wages not just BA and Remy. Rooney has squeezed more money out of Man U as they're desperate.

Cabaye had CL football when he signed for us. Remy may not get CL football if he goes although he may join a club who show him that they're aiming for CL football. We wont pay a certain wage or a big transfer fee and that's the top line.

Price and wages over a contract are one and the same when we buy a player. This doesn't factor in what happens to the wages saved if a player is sold before his contract ends. Never heard Lambese ever allude to this when discussing players salaries, it was always about the wages we had to pay out which were added to the fee even though the player may never see the contract out.

NSFM* (Seeing as it's your birthday). *Men

Pardew: “We can build on this win now and the way that we need to build is by finishing very strongly, then we can go into the summer and strengthen. “We all know that as much as we haven’t spent any money in the last eighteen months that we have got a nice little kitty there and we have got to make good use of it. “If we can do that then we can come back stronger next year.” I'm expecting about three or four players to come in reading that, probably a £20M spend absolute max. (So that'll rule out Remy which I think he's already hinting at).

Pardew: "He is going to be hot property and will get a lot of headlines, his goals could make it harder to buy him. Perhaps I will leave him out of the next 11 games."

You think it was 'big' Vurn, then?

I'm better than the tartan blanket brigade, the younguns staring into their phones and CT so you can fuck off with that particular train of thought.